

GREETING CARDS
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SHIPPING
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ART PRINTS
words for your walls.
Our newest addition to the Greetings From Hell family. Elegant, sophisticated and inspirational are a few words I wouldn't use to describe our prints, but they are colourful and hilarious.


Australia's Most Popular Online Greeting Cards Store
Greetings From Hell offers a wide selection of high-quality greetings cards, pin badges, magnets and t-shirts for every occasion. From birthday cards, wedding cards to greeting cards and everything in between, we have the perfect gift for your needs. Our product range is made with premium materials and comes with fast shipping, so you can send the perfect greeting to your loved ones no matter where you are. Plus, with our wide range of customisation options, you can add a personal touch to make it truly one-of-a-kind greeting. Shop now and brighten someone's day with a greeting card or other gift from our online store.
greeting cards.
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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
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"I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card
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"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card
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"Science Has Told Us Cool Mums Have Cool Kids" Mother's Day Card
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"Thanks For Never Leaving Me in a Basket" Mother's Day Card
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"From The Cute One" Mother's Day Card
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"The Way You Fed Me and Stopped Me From Dying" Mother's Day Card
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"Please Put Your Phone on Silent" Mother's Day Card
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"The Largest Font I Could Find" Mother's Day Card
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"You Two ___ Are Perfect For Each Other" Engagement Card
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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Thank You *Finger Guns*" Thank You Card
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"Raw. Next Question." Valentines Card
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"Every Now and Then, Someone Amazing Comes Along" Valentines Card
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extra large greeting cards.
"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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If your card arrives damaged, let us know and we’ll send a replacement with express postage – for FREE!
Need to stock up? Get FREE shipping on your order of $50 or more! (Excludes T-Shirts & Tote Bags)
Oh no! They didn't love your card? If your card didn't make their day, let us know and your next card is FREE!
pin badges.
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"It's My Birthday Bitches" Pin Badge
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"Sounds Like a You Problem" Pin Badge
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"It's My Birthday Cunts" Pin Badge
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"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Pin Badge
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"Tinsel Tits" Pin Badge
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"Shit Cunt" Pin Badge
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"Slut for Smut" Pin Badge
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"Touch Starved Slut" Pin Badge
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"Kiss My Designer Vagina" Pin Badge
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"Fantastic, Awesome, Generous" Pin Badge
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"Gobby King" Pin Badge
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"Gobby Queen" Pin Badge
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"Consent is Sexy" Pin Badge
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"Executive Clitoris Locator" Pin Badge
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"Raw Dawg or Naw Dawg" Pin Badge
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fridge magnets.
"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Fridge Magnet
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"Don't Be a Cunt Today" Fridge Magnet
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"Drink Water, Bitch" Fridge Magnet
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"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Fridge Magnet
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"Yeah, Nah" Fridge Magnet
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"Woke Up Awesome Again" Fridge Magnet
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"Slut for Coffee" Fridge Magnet
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"Slut for Smut" Fridge Magnet
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"Touch Starved Slut" Fridge Magnet
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"Fantastic, Awesome, Generous" Fridge Magnet
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"Gobby Queen" Fridge Magnet
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"Consent is Sexy" Fridge Magnet
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"Executive Clitoris Locator" Fridge Magnet
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"Raw Dawg or Naw Dawg" Fridge Magnet
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"Please Leave By 9pm" Art Print
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"Yes, I Am High Maintenance" Art Print
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"Not Here To Fuck Spiders" Art Print
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"C'est La Vie Cunt" Art Print
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"Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone" Art Print
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"Pause. Breathe. Overthrow The Patriarchy." Art Print
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REVIEWS
what our customers are saying about us (to our faces).
My go to cards always.
Wonderful stuff! Great quality card, hilarious and prompt delivery. I’ll be back to order more cards!
Hilarious ... gave this to my boss for his birthday, he laughed and was only a little bit offended :) :)
As a member of a Cheer Up No Troubles Society (CUNTS) I highly recommend these badges to other like minded people. 5 stars!
Great product and fast shipment, great communication.
LOVE these products - Fast shipping, good quality, and every recipient almost falls off their chair laughing. Funny, professional and full of good cheer. Stocking up for the coming year!