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Give the gift of hilarity with a classic Greetings From Hell greeting card. Browse our enormous library over over 1000+ designs to find the perfect arrangement of colour and words that nails the person you are buying for.

Without cringey pictures of flowers and bunnies or hard-to-read script fonts, our greeting cards are modern and sophisticated. Simplicity in design is key.

Take a load off, kick back and prepare to get lost in laughter as you scroll through our archives of hilarious greeting cards.

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"Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card
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"Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card

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"You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card
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"You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card

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"You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card
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"You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card

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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card

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"Later Traitor" Farewell Card
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"Later Traitor" Farewell Card

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"I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card
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"I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card

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"Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Wedding" Wedding Card
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"Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Wedding" Wedding Card

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"Marriage, Because Your Shitty Day Doesn't Have to End at Work" Wedding Card
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"Marriage, Because Your Shitty Day Doesn't Have to End at Work" Wedding Card

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"Declaring Your Love for Each Other" Wedding Card
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"Declaring Your Love for Each Other" Wedding Card

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"It's Giving Married" Wedding Card
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"It's Giving Married" Wedding Card

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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card

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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card

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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card

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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card

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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card

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"We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card

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