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    "World's Okayest Sister" Greeting Card
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    "World's Okayest Brother" Greeting Card
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    "For Tax Purposes, You Are My Business Associate" Greeting Card
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    "Happy, Bottom Text" Greeting Card
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    "Happy, Bottom Text" Greeting Card

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    "I Got You a Gift, But It's Stupid" Greeting Card
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    "Holy Shit, You're Still Alive" Birthday Card
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    "Against All Odds, You Made It to 30" Birthday Card
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    "Steamed Hams" Birthday Card
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    "We Have a Lot of Missionary Work to Do" Valentines Card
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    "You Really Activate My Cuteness Aggression" Valentines Card
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    "My Girl Weiner is So Hard Right Now" Valentines Card
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    "Since We're Both Here, We Might As Well..." Valentines Card
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    "I'm So Glad I Judged a Book By Its Cover" Valentines Card
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    "I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Valentines Card
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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Valentines Card
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    "Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Wife" Valentines Card
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    "Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Husband" Valentines Card
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    "Trying to Get a Load of This Guy" Valentines Card
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    "I Love You With Some of My Heart" Valentines Card
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    "It's Always Business Doing a Pleasure With You" Valentines Card
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    "Be Still, My Beating Vagina" Valentines Card
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    "In You, I Thrust" Valentines Card
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    "You Tickle My Pickle" Valentines Card
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    "Whatever the Fuck is Wrong With You is Way Hotter" Valentines Card
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    "Money Focused Love Languages" Valentines Card
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    "Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal" Valentines Card
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    "I'm Not a Waitress But I'll Take Your Tip" Valentines Card
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    "I'm Here for Oral Support" Valentines Card
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    "You've Made My Hole Weak" Valentines Card
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    "I Wouldn't Kick You Out of Bed" Valentines Card
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    "Rawr! That Means I Love You in Dinosaur" Valentines Card
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    "I'm Long for You" Valentines Card
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    "Let's Watch Heated Rivalry and Fuck" Valentines Card
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    "Can I Hit Your Vape?" Christmas Card

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    "Meh-ry Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "I've Punched Blokes in the Mouth for Saying That" Birthday Card

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    "We Love Our Bread, We Love Our Butter" Friendship Card

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    "Us Personality Hires Have Got to Stick Together" Friendship Card

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    "10/10 Friend. Would Recommend." Friendship Card

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    "Telling Everyone You're Basically Fucking Every Night" Pregnancy Card

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    "The Cheek, the Nerve, the Gall, the Audacity and the Gumption" Greeting Card

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    "I Had An Everything Shower" Greeting Card

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    "I Just Douched" Greeting Card

    "I Just Douched" Greeting Card

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    "I Trimmed My Fingernails for This?" Greeting Card

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    "Stop Dreaming of a White Christmas, That's Racist" Christmas Card

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    "Wake Me Up When All This Shit is Over" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Christmas You Silly Goose" Christmas Card

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    "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" Christmas Card

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    "Piss on the World, Hell" Christmas Card

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    "I Hate Christmas. Just Kidding" Christmas Card

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