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    Bye, Felicia. Whether they’re quitting, moving, or just ghosting you, these farewell cards say 'see ya' with sarcasm, shade, and maybe a bit of sincerity. (But mostly shade.)

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    "Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card
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    "Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

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    "Thanks for Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card
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    "So Sorry for Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card
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    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card
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    "Fine. Just Go." Farewell Card
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    "It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card
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    "It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

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    "The Legend is Leaving the Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend is Leaving the Building" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Retirement Card
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    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend Has Left the Building" Retirement Card
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    "I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses the Point" Farewell Card
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    "I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses the Point" Farewell Card

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    "Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Sorry You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Farewell Card
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    "Adios, Bitch" Farewell Card
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    "Adios, Bitch" Farewell Card

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    "Later, Traitor" Farewell Card
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    "Now Who's Going to Do My Job for Me?" Farewell Card
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    "Off You Fuck" Farewell Card
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    "Off You Fuck" Farewell Card

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    "You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card
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    "Bye Bitch" Farewell Card
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    "Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card
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    "Happy Retirement, You Old Cunt" Retirement Card
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    "Happy Retirement, You Old Cunt" Retirement Card

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    "Bye" Farewell Card
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    "You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Fuck Off Already" Farewell Card
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    "Fuck Off Already" Farewell Card

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    "You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card
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    "Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card
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    "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Please Don't Leave Me With These Cunts" Farewell Card
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    "You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card
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    "Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card
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    "Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

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    "Burn All the Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card
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    "Burn All the Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card

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    "I Hate to See You Leave" Farewell Card
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    "I Hate to See You Leave" Farewell Card

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    "What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card
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    "Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card
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    "Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card

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    "Gone and Already Forgotten" Farewell Card
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    "This Isn't Goodbye, It's Just Smell You Later" Farewell Card
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    "This Isn't Goodbye, It's Just Smell You Later" Farewell Card

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    "Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card
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    "The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card

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    "Au Revoir, Bitch" Farewell Card
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    "Au Revoir, Bitch" Farewell Card

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    "I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card
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    "I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card

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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card
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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card

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    "Smell You Later" Farewell Card
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    "Smell You Later" Farewell Card

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    "You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card
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    "You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card

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    "Sayonara, Bitch" Farewell Card
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    "Sayonara, Bitch" Farewell Card

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    "It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "You Leaving is a Major Bruh Moment" Farewell Card
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    "You Leaving is a Major Bruh Moment" Farewell Card

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    "Bon Voyage, Bitch" Farewell Card
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    "Bon Voyage, Bitch" Farewell Card

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