on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

Farewell Cards

Bye, Felicia. Whether they’re quitting, moving, or just ghosting you, these farewell cards say 'see ya' with sarcasm, shade, and maybe a bit of sincerity. (But mostly shade.)

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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

"Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

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"Thanks for Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card

"Thanks for Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card

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"So Sorry for Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card

"So Sorry for Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card

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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card

"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"Fine. Just Go." Farewell Card

"Fine. Just Go." Farewell Card

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"It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

"It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

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"The Legend is Leaving the Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend is Leaving the Building" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Retirement Card

"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Retirement Card

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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"The Legend Has Left the Building" Retirement Card

"The Legend Has Left the Building" Retirement Card

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"I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses the Point" Farewell Card

"I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses the Point" Farewell Card

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"Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Sorry You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Farewell Card

"Sorry You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Farewell Card

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"Adios, Bitch" Farewell Card

"Adios, Bitch" Farewell Card

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"Later, Traitor" Farewell Card

"Later, Traitor" Farewell Card

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"Now Who's Going to Do My Job for Me?" Farewell Card

"Now Who's Going to Do My Job for Me?" Farewell Card

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"Off You Fuck" Farewell Card

"Off You Fuck" Farewell Card

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"You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card

"You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card

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"Bye Bitch" Farewell Card

"Bye Bitch" Farewell Card

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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

$9.89

$9.89

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"The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card

"The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card

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"Happy Retirement, You Old Cunt" Retirement Card

"Happy Retirement, You Old Cunt" Retirement Card

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$3.84

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"You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Bye" Farewell Card

"Bye" Farewell Card

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"Fuck Off Already" Farewell Card

"Fuck Off Already" Farewell Card

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"You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card

"You're Dead to Me" Farewell Card

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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card

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"Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card

"Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card

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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Cunts" Farewell Card

"Please Don't Leave Me With These Cunts" Farewell Card

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"You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card

"You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card

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"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

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"Burn All the Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card

"Burn All the Sage You Want, I'll Be Back" Farewell Card

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"I Hate to See You Leave" Farewell Card

"I Hate to See You Leave" Farewell Card

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"What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card

"What About the Shareholders?" Farewell Card

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"Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card

"Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card

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"Gone and Already Forgotten" Farewell Card

"Gone and Already Forgotten" Farewell Card

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"This Isn't Goodbye, It's Just Smell You Later" Farewell Card

"This Isn't Goodbye, It's Just Smell You Later" Farewell Card

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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card

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$9.89

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"I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card

"I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card

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"The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card

"The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Au Revoir, Bitch" Farewell Card

"Au Revoir, Bitch" Farewell Card

5.0 (1)

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card

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"Smell You Later" Farewell Card

"Smell You Later" Farewell Card

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"You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card

"You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card

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"Sayonara, Bitch" Farewell Card

"Sayonara, Bitch" Farewell Card

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"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card

5.0 (2)

$9.89

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"You Leaving is a Major Bruh Moment" Farewell Card

"You Leaving is a Major Bruh Moment" Farewell Card

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"Bon Voyage, Bitch" Farewell Card

"Bon Voyage, Bitch" Farewell Card

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