on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card

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"Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite Child" Mother's Day Card

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"Favourite Financial Burden" Mother's Day Card

"Favourite Financial Burden" Mother's Day Card

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"Tell Your Parents I'm a Huge Fan of Their Work" Birthday Card

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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card

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"Congrats on Your New Shit Machine" Newborn Card

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"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Father's Day Card

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"Cheers For The Womb" Mother's Day Card

"Cheers For The Womb" Mother's Day Card

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"Happy Birthday to The Heir to My Vast Fortune" Birthday Card

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"Crazy Cat Lady" Fridge Magnet

"Crazy Cat Lady" Fridge Magnet

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"Thanks For Keeping Me" Greeting Card

"Thanks For Keeping Me" Greeting Card

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"A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother" Mother's Day Card

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"Sorry About The Stretch Marks" Mother's Day Card

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"You're Nailing This Teenage Mum Thing" Mother's Day Card

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"Sorry Your Baby is a Cunt" Newborn Card

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"Nurturing My Inheritance" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday To The Fruit of My Loins" Birthday Card

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"Sorry I Gave You Issues, Dad" Father's Day Card

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"Happy Birthday To Our Test-Run" Birthday Card

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"Happy Mother's Day To You and Your Empty Nest" Mother's Day Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Child Bearing Hips" Birthday Card

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"Sorry About Your Bastard Child" Newborn Card

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"Full Disclosure, I Forgot" Mother's Day Card

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"Thanks For Never Trusting Your Maternal Instinct" Mother's Day Card

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"You Can Open This Card Without Knocking" Greeting Card

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