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    Graduation Cards

    Cap. Gown. Existential dread. Whether they’re leaving school or just faking adulthood better than before, give them a graduation card that celebrates their degree in bullsh*t. They’ve earned it, kinda.

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    "I'm So Freaking Proud of You" Congratulations Card

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    "You Finally Graduated" Graduation Card

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    "Bachelor of Being Useless" Graduation Card

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    "Bachelor of Unemployability" Graduation Card

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    "It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card

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    "Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

    "Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

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    "Congrats On Your HECS Debt" Graduation Card

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    "Happy Graduation Nerd" Graduation Card

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    "Happy Graduation Smart-Ass" Graduation Card

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    "You're Fucking Smart" Graduation Card

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    "Con-grad-uation" Graduation Card

    "Con-grad-uation" Graduation Card

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    "You Chose Books, I Chose Looks" Graduation Card

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    "You Finished Uni Before Uni Finished You" Graduation Card

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    "Today You are a Qualified Cunt" Graduation Card

    "Today You are a Qualified Cunt" Graduation Card

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    "Today You are a Qualified Bitch" Graduation Card

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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Graduation Card

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    "You Are an Absolute Academic Weapon" Graduation Card

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    "Mandatory" Graduation Card

    "Mandatory" Graduation Card

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    "Bachelor of Fine Ass" Graduation Card

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    "I've Got a Rash You Can Look At" Graduation Card

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    "So How's the Job Search Going?" Graduation Card

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    "You're One Degree Hotter" Graduation Card

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    "You Clever Little Cunt" Graduation Card

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    "You Clever Little Bitch" Graduation Card

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    "Look At You All Qualified and Shit" Graduation Card

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    "The Hat with the Tassel Was Worth All the Hassle" Graduation Card

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    "I'm Glad the Tassel Ended Up on the Hat" Graduation Card

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    "You Think You Know Every-Fucking-Thing" Graduation Card

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    "Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

    "Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

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    "Damn, You Locked the Fuck In" Greeting Card

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