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Graduation Cards

Cap. Gown. Existential dread. Whether they’re leaving school or just faking adulthood better than before, give them a graduation card that celebrates their degree in bullsh*t. They’ve earned it, kinda.

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"I'm So Freaking Proud of You" Congratulations Card

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"You Finally Graduated" Graduation Card

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"Bachelor of Stress" Graduation Card

"Bachelor of Stress" Graduation Card

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"Bachelor of Unemployment" Graduation Card

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"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card

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"Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

"Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

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"Congrats on Your HECS Debt" Graduation Card

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"Happy Graduation, Nerd" Graduation Card

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"Happy Graduation, Smart-Ass" Graduation Card

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"You're So Fucking Smart" Graduation Card

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"Con-grad-uation" Graduation Card

"Con-grad-uation" Graduation Card

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"You Chose Books, I Chose Looks" Graduation Card

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"You Finished Uni Before Uni Finished You" Graduation Card

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"Today, You are a Qualified Cunt" Graduation Card

"Today, You are a Qualified Cunt" Graduation Card

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"Today, You are a Qualified Bitch" Graduation Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Graduation Card

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"You Are an Absolute Academic Weapon" Graduation Card

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"Mandatory" Graduation Card

"Mandatory" Graduation Card

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"Bachelor of Fine Ass" Graduation Card

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"I've Got a Rash You Can Look At" Graduation Card

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"So How's the Job Search Going?" Graduation Card

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"You're One Degree Hotter" Graduation Card

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"You Clever Little Cunt" Graduation Card

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"You Clever Little Bitch" Graduation Card

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"Look At You All Qualified and Shit" Graduation Card

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"The Hat with the Tassel Was Worth All the Hassle" Graduation Card

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"I'm Glad the Tassel Ended Up on the Hat" Graduation Card

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"You Think You Know Every-Fucking-Thing" Graduation Card

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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

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"Damn, You Locked the Fuck In" Greeting Card

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