on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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Anniversary Cards

Celebrate surviving another year of shared bed farts, mutual eye-rolls, and questionable life choices. Our anniversary cards say 'I love you' without making you want to throw up in your mouth a bit. Perfect for the happily dysfunctional.

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"A Full Year of This Bullshit" Anniversary Card

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"365... Not That I'm Counting the Days" Anniversary Card

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"Days, Hours, Minutes" Anniversary Card

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"People Do Less Time for Murder" Anniversary Card

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"Happy Manniversary" Anniversary Card

"Happy Manniversary" Anniversary Card

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"Still Together After All These Beers" Anniversary Card

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"Your Dick Still Does the Trick" Anniversary Card

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"I Should've Read the T&Cs" Anniversary Card

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"Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card

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"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card

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"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card

"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card

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"Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

"Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

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"Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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"Disappoint You One Last Time" Greeting Card

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"You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card

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"Card Because Anniversary" Anniversary Card

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"It's Our Anniversary, I Love That for Us" Anniversary Card

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"I Want a Divorce. Just Kidding." Anniversary Card

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"We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card

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"You Always Give Paper on Your First Marriage Anniversary" Anniversary Card

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"Distracted By Your Beauty and Personality" Anniversary Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Anniversary Card

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"To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card

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"10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

"10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

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"10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

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"To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card

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"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

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"10/10 Boyfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

"10/10 Boyfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

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"10/10 Girlfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card

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