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    Celebrate surviving another year of shared bed farts, mutual eye-rolls, and questionable life choices. Our anniversary cards say 'I love you' without making you want to throw up in your mouth a bit. Perfect for the happily dysfunctional.

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    "A Full Year of This Bullshit" Anniversary Card
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    "365... Not That I'm Counting the Days" Anniversary Card
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    "Days, Hours, Minutes" Anniversary Card
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    "People Do Less Time for Murder" Anniversary Card
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    "Happy Manniversary" Anniversary Card
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    "Still Together After All These Beers" Anniversary Card
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    "Your Dick Still Does the Trick" Anniversary Card
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    "I Should've Read the T&Cs" Anniversary Card
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    "Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card
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    "Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card
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    "Jurassic Park" Wedding Card
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    "Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card
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    "Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card
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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card
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    "Disappoint You One Last Time" Greeting Card
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    "You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card
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    "Card Because Anniversary" Anniversary Card
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    "It's Our Anniversary, I Love That for Us" Anniversary Card
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    "I Want a Divorce. Just Kidding." Anniversary Card
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    "We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card
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    "You Always Give Paper on Your First Marriage Anniversary" Anniversary Card
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    "Distracted By Your Beauty and Personality" Anniversary Card
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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Anniversary Card
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    "To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card
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    "10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card
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    "10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

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    "10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card
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    "10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

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    "To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card
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    "There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card
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    "There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

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    "10/10 Boyfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card
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    "10/10 Girlfriend. Would Recommend." Greeting Card
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