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    Anniversary Cards

    Celebrate surviving another year of shared bed farts, mutual eye-rolls, and questionable life choices. Our anniversary cards say 'I love you' without making you want to throw up in your mouth a bit. Perfect for the happily dysfunctional.

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    "A Full Year of This Bullshit" Anniversary Card

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    "365, Not That I'm Counting" Anniversary Card

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    "Days, Hours, Minutes" Anniversary Card

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    "People Do Less Time For Murder" Anniversary Card

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    "Happy Manniversary" Anniversary Card

    "Happy Manniversary" Anniversary Card

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    "Still Together After All These Beers" Anniversary Card

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    "Your Dick Still Does The Trick" Anniversary Card

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    "I Should've Read The T&Cs" Anniversary Card

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    "We Kept Each Other Alive For 50 Years" Anniversary Card

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    "Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card

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    "Jurassic Park" Wedding Card

    "Jurassic Park" Wedding Card

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    "Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

    "Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

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    "Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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    "Disappoint You One Last Time" Greeting Card

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    "You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card

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    "Card Because Anniversary" Anniversary Card

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    "It's Our Anniversary, I Love That for Us" Anniversary Card

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    "I Want a Divorce. Just Kidding." Anniversary Card

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    "We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card

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    "You Always Give Paper on Your First Marriage Anniversary" Anniversary Card

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    "Distracted By Your Beauty and Personality" Anniversary Card

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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Anniversary Card

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