on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Trainwreck" Sympathy Card

"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Trainwreck" Sympathy Card

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"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Shitshow" Sympathy Card

"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Shitshow" Sympathy Card

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"Bummer, Dude" Sympathy Card

"Bummer, Dude" Sympathy Card

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"Shit, That Sucks" Sympathy Card

"Shit, That Sucks" Sympathy Card

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"Thank God You're Single Again" Sympathy Card

"Thank God You're Single Again" Sympathy Card

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"Hasn't Been Your Day" Sympathy Card

"Hasn't Been Your Day" Sympathy Card

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"Sorry Your Career Is a Disaster" Sympathy Card

"Sorry Your Career Is a Disaster" Sympathy Card

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"You Did Your Best" Sympathy Card

"You Did Your Best" Sympathy Card

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"Shit Happens to You a Lot" Sympathy Card

"Shit Happens to You a Lot" Sympathy Card

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"At Least You'll Always Have The Cats" Sympathy Card

"At Least You'll Always Have The Cats" Sympathy Card

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"At Least It's Not Herpes" Get Well Card

"At Least It's Not Herpes" Get Well Card

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"Balls" Sympathy Card

"Balls" Sympathy Card

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"Sorry Everyone Hates Karens Now" Sympathy Card

"Sorry Everyone Hates Karens Now" Sympathy Card

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"Thinking of You and Guzman y Gomez" Greeting Card

"Thinking of You and Guzman y Gomez" Greeting Card

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"Thinking of You and All of the Trapped Water in the World" Greeting Card

"Thinking of You and All of the Trapped Water in the World" Greeting Card

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"Thinking of You and Pan-fried Dumplings" Greeting Card

"Thinking of You and Pan-fried Dumplings" Greeting Card

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"Looks Like You Fucked Around and Found Out" Sympathy Card

"Looks Like You Fucked Around and Found Out" Sympathy Card

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"Two in the Thoughts, One in the Prayers" Sympathy Card

"Two in the Thoughts, One in the Prayers" Sympathy Card

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"I'm Extremely Mad at the Universe on Your Behalf" Sympathy Card

"I'm Extremely Mad at the Universe on Your Behalf" Sympathy Card

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"Looks Like You Balled So Hard They Found You" Sympathy Card

"Looks Like You Balled So Hard They Found You" Sympathy Card

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"Life is Really Sticking It In Dry, Isn't It?" Sympathy Card

"Life is Really Sticking It In Dry, Isn't It?" Sympathy Card

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"You're Getting Gay Divorced" Sympathy Card

"You're Getting Gay Divorced" Sympathy Card

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"Sorry They Ditched You for Heaven" Sympathy Card

"Sorry They Ditched You for Heaven" Sympathy Card

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"This is Just Character Development" Sympathy Card

"This is Just Character Development" Sympathy Card

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"This is Your Villain Origin Story" Sympathy Card

"This is Your Villain Origin Story" Sympathy Card

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"Well, That's the Way the Cookie Falls Apart" Sympathy Card

"Well, That's the Way the Cookie Falls Apart" Sympathy Card

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"They Yee'd Their Last Haw" Sympathy Card

"They Yee'd Their Last Haw" Sympathy Card

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"May the Divorce Be With You" Congratulations Card

"May the Divorce Be With You" Congratulations Card

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