on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

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"At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Knees" Birthday Card

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"OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

"OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

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"One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

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"This Just In, You're Old As Fuck" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Grey Hairs" Birthday Card

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"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

"OK Boomer" Greeting Card

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"The Older You Get The Harder You Have To Blow" Birthday Card

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"Burning Through The Golden Years" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Geezer" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Geezer" Birthday Card

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"Time to Increase Your Life Insurance" Birthday Card

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"You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

"You're Still Alive" Birthday Card

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"You're Openly Grey" Birthday Card

"You're Openly Grey" Birthday Card

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"The Grim Reaper Just Left a Voicemail" Birthday Card

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"You're My Right Hand Nan" Greeting Card

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"You Redefine Old" Birthday Card

"You Redefine Old" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Walking Corpse" Birthday Card

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"Right Hand Nan" Pin Badge

"Right Hand Nan" Pin Badge

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