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    Engagement Cards

    They're getting hitched, and you’re just trying not to vomit in your champagne. Celebrate their love (and your disbelief) with a card that skips the sappy and goes straight for the sarcasm. Because nothing says "congrats" like reminding them it's all downhill from here.

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    "She Finally Gave You the Finger" Engagement Card
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    "She Finally Gave You the Finger" Engagement Card

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    "Fight Like a Married Couple for Reals" Engagement Card
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    "He Put a Ring on It" Engagement Card
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    "Not the First Ring He's Put On Your Finger" Engagement Card
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    "One Ring to Rule Them All" Engagement Card
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    "One Ring to Rule Them All" Engagement Card

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    "You Guys Make Such a Surprising Couple" Engagement Card
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    "There's Someone For Everyone After All" Engagement Card
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    "I'll Get My Couch Ready" Engagement Card
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    "I'll Get My Couch Ready" Engagement Card

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    "To the Arguably Happy Couple" Engagement Card
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    "To the Arguably Happy Couple" Engagement Card

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    "I Ain't Sayin' She a Gold Digger" Engagement Card
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    "I Ain't Sayin' She a Gold Digger" Engagement Card

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    "It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card
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    "I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card
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    "I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card

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    "Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card
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    "Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card

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    "You Found Someone to Match Your Freak" Engagement Card
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    "You Found Someone to Match Your Freak" Engagement Card

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    "Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Engagement" Engagement Card
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    "Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Engagement" Engagement Card

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    "You Two ___ Are Perfect for Each Other" Engagement Card
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    "Not You Being Proposed To" Engagement Card
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    "Monogamy? In This Economy?" Engagement Card
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    "Monogamy? In This Economy?" Engagement Card

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    "See You at the Altar, Bitch" Wedding Card
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    "See You at the Altar, Bitch" Wedding Card

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    "You're Finally Not Just the Bridesmaid" Wedding Card
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    "You're Finally Not Just the Bridesmaid" Wedding Card

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    "You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card
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    "You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card

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    "From Hoe to Housewife" Wedding Card
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    "From Hoe to Housewife" Wedding Card

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    "It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card
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    "It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card

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    "How Monogamous of You Both" Wedding Card
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    "How Monogamous of You Both" Wedding Card

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    "I Had a Dream We Got Married. No Pressure, Though." Valentines Card
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    "I Had a Dream We Got Married. No Pressure, Though." Valentines Card

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