Engagement Cards
They're getting hitched, and you’re just trying not to vomit in your champagne. Celebrate their love (and your disbelief) with a card that skips the sappy and goes straight for the sarcasm. Because nothing says "congrats" like reminding them it's all downhill from here.
"She Finally Gave You the Finger" Engagement Card
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"Fight Like a Married Couple for Reals" Engagement Card
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"He Put a Ring on It" Engagement Card
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"Not the First Ring He's Put On Your Finger" Engagement Card
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"You Guys Make Such a Surprising Couple" Engagement Card
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"There's Someone For Everyone After All" Engagement Card
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"I'll Get My Couch Ready" Engagement Card
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"To the Arguably Happy Couple" Engagement Card
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"I Ain't Sayin' She a Gold Digger" Engagement Card
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"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card
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"I Got You the Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Greeting Card
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"Kinda Shocked They Said Yes" Engagement Card
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"Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Engagement" Engagement Card
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"You Two ___ Are Perfect for Each Other" Engagement Card
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"Not You Being Proposed To" Engagement Card
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"Monogamy? In This Economy?" Engagement Card
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"See You at the Altar, Bitch" Wedding Card
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"You're Finally Not Just the Bridesmaid" Wedding Card
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"From Hoe to Housewife" Wedding Card
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"It's Giving Monogamy" Wedding Card
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"How Monogamous of You Both" Wedding Card
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"I Had a Dream We Got Married. No Pressure, Though." Valentines Card
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