Retirement Cards
Finally free, or at least free from Zoom meetings. Our retirement cards are a cheeky farewell to office life, printer jams, and pretending to care. Here’s to naps and never replying to emails again.
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"The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card
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"The Legend Has Left The Building" Retirement Card
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"We All Thought You Retired Years Ago" Retirement Card
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"Have a Super Retirement" Retirement Card
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"You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card
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"You Definitely Look Retired" Retirement Card
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"Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card
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"Happy Retirement You Old Cunt" Retirement Card
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"Happy Retirement You Old Bitch" Retirement Card
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"You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card
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"Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension" Retirement Card
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"Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card
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"Off You Fuck" Farewell Card
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"Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card
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"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card
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"Oh, You're Still Here?" Farewell Card
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"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card
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"We Aren't Close Enough" Greeting Card
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"Now Who's Going To Do My Job For Me" Farewell Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card
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"Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card
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"The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card
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"You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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