Retirement Cards
Finally free, or at least free from Zoom meetings. Our retirement cards are a cheeky farewell to office life, printer jams, and pretending to care. Here’s to naps and never replying to emails again.
"The Legend Has Retired" Retirement Card
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"The Legend Has Left the Building" Retirement Card
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"We All Thought You Retired Years Ago" Retirement Card
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"You're Fucking Retiring" Retirement Card
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"You Definitely Look Like You Need to Retire" Retirement Card
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"Happy Retirement, You Old Cunt" Retirement Card
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"Happy Retirement, You Old Bitch" Retirement Card
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"You Were Holding This Place Together" Retirement Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Retirement Card
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"Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass" Farewell Card
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"Off You Fuck" Farewell Card
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"Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card
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"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card
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"Oh, You're Still Here?" Farewell Card
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"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card
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"We Aren't Close Enough" Greeting Card
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"Now Who's Going to Do My Job for Me?" Farewell Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Retirement Card
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"Retiring? In This Economy?" Retirement Card
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"The Office Will Be Quieter and a Lot More Productive" Greeting Card
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"You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Retirement" Retirement Card
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"Under New Management" Retirement Card
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"Yay, Permanent Work From Home" Retirement Card
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"Do Nothing From the Comfort of Your Own Home" Retirement Card
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"You Little Quitter" Farewell Card
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"It's Time for Adventure Before Dementia" Farewell Card
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"Go Wherever Those Clicky Knees Will Take You" Farewell Card
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"Which of Your Many Houses You'll Be Retiring In" Retirement Card
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"Card Because Retired" Retirement Card
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"The Largest Font I Could Find" Retirement Card
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