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    Birthday Cards

    Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of funny birthday greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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    "Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card
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    Black greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Cunt.
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    "Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card
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    "In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card
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    "When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
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    "Happy Birthday to You and Your Wildly Untreated ADHD" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card
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    "I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card
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    "Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card
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    "I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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    "Some Birthdays are Considered Especially Heinous" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Killer Rack" Birthday Card
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    "A Birthday? In This Economy?" Birthday Card
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    "Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday You Handsome Motherfucker" Birthday Card
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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card
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    "Happy Girthday Big Dick" Birthday Card
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    "Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card
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    "If You Can Smell Toast, Let Me Know" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday You Big Homo" Birthday Card
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    "Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card
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    "You're Still Hot, It Just Comes in Flashes Now" Birthday Card
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    "At Least They'll Never Say You Died Too Young" Birthday Card
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    "It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card
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    "You're Officially Too Old For Leo" Birthday Card
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    "One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
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    "Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card
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    "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday To My Bestie From Another Testie" Birthday Card
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    "You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card
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    "The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card
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    "Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card
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    "I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card
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    "Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Cunts" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card
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    "Happy __ish Birthday" Birthday Card
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    "To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday You Silly Goose" Birthday Card
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