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Birthdays are like assholes... everyone's got one and we have to celebrate like it's some great achievement. Luckily, we have an endless range of greeting cards for just such an occasion.

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"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

"Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Birthday Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Birthday Card

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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card

"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Birthday Card

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Black greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Cunt.

"Happy Birthday Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday (Taylor's Version)" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch" Birthday Card

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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

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"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

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"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

"Card Because Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Sugar Tits" Birthday Card

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"Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Dismantle the Patriarchy for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Iconic Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

"Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

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"I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

"I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Shit Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Mole" Birthday Card

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"In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

"In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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"If You Can Smell Toast Let Me Know" Birthday Card

"If You Can Smell Toast Let Me Know" Birthday Card

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"It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card

"It's Your Birthday, I Love That For You" Birthday Card

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"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

"The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

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"A Birthday? In This Economy?" Birthday Card

"A Birthday? In This Economy?" Birthday Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't Gluten Free" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Handsome Motherfucker" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Handsome Motherfucker" Birthday Card

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"You're Officially Too Old For Leo" Birthday Card