Custom Event Setup

×

Click on the elements you want to track as custom events. Selected elements will appear in the list below.

Selected Elements (0)
    Store Closed from 25 Sept 2026 to Feb 2027
    Free Shipping on orders over $60 (excludes T-Shirts & Totes)
    🔥
    Buy 5, score a free one
    Buy 5 cards, get 1 free
    🛒
    Checkout

    Free Shit.
    Seriously.

    Buy 5 cards, get 1 free. Buy 10, get 2. Buy 20, get 4. Spend enough and we'll chuck in free gift labels, free shipping and a bloody free art print.

    Your cart

    Your cart is empty

    Check out these collections.

    Birthday Cards
    Mother's Day Cards
    Father's Day Cards
    Valentine's Day Cards

    Father's Day Cards

    Forget breakfast in bed, give Dad something he’ll really remember: brutal honesty wrapped in banter. These cards are perfect for saying 'thanks' and 'what the hell were you thinking' in one go.

    169 Results

    169 Results

    Clear all
    "If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card

    4.8 (21)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

    5.0 (2)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card

    5.0 (20)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Got You a Card" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

    5.0 (6)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

    5.0 (11)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card

    4.0 (3)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

    5.0 (2)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card

    5.0 (1)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

    5.0 (8)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "If You Find a Better Dad, You'll Beat 'Em By 10%" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "If You Find a Better Dad, You'll Beat 'Em By 10%" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "A Card From Your Son, Organised By Your Daughter In-Law" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "A Card From Your Son, Organised By Your Daughter In-Law" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "10/10 Dad. Would Recommend." Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "10/10 Dad. Would Recommend." Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Dad, You Are My Father" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Dad, You Are My Father" Father's Day Card

    5.0 (12)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card

    5.0 (11)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Father's Day From Your Fastest Swimmer" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Happy Father's Day From Your Fastest Swimmer" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card

    5.0 (3)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "They're Called Stepdads Because They Step The Fuck Up" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "They're Called Stepdads Because They Step The Fuck Up" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Best Bonus Dad Ever" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Best Bonus Dad Ever" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Ain't Spending Any Time on It" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "I Ain't Spending Any Time on It" Father's Day Card

    1.0 (1)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

    5.0 (2)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Father's Day, You Old Cunt" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Happy Father's Day, You Old Cunt" Father's Day Card

    5.0 (5)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Top Of The Pops" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Top Of The Pops" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "You Are a Father. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "You Are a Father. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Happy Father's Day From Your Favourite Child" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Happy Father's Day From Your Favourite Child" Father's Day Card

    5.0 (4)

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Dog" Greeting Card
    Sale

    "I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Dog" Greeting Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock

    "Some Wear Crocs In Sport Mode" Father's Day Card
    Sale

    "Some Wear Crocs In Sport Mode" Father's Day Card

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    $6.99 $5.24 Save 25%

    In stock