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Father's Day Cards

Forget breakfast in bed, give Dad something he’ll really remember: brutal honesty wrapped in banter. These cards are perfect for saying 'thanks' and 'what the hell were you thinking' in one go.

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"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card

"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card

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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

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"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card

"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card

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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

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"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

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"Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

"Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

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"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

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"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

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"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

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"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

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"Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card

"Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card

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"The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card

"The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card

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"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card

"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card

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"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

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"Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card

"Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card

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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

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"If You Find a Better Dad, You'll Beat 'Em By 10%" Father's Day Card

"If You Find a Better Dad, You'll Beat 'Em By 10%" Father's Day Card

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"Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card

"Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card

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"I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card

"I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card

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"A Card From Your Son, Organised By Your Daughter In-Law" Father's Day Card

"A Card From Your Son, Organised By Your Daughter In-Law" Father's Day Card

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"10/10 Dad. Would Recommend." Father's Day Card

"10/10 Dad. Would Recommend." Father's Day Card

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"Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card

"Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card

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"Dad, You Are My Father" Father's Day Card

"Dad, You Are My Father" Father's Day Card

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"Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card

"Always All About You Isn't It You Selfish Prick" Greeting Card

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"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card

"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card

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"Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card

"Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card

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"Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card

"Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card

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"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

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"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card

"Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card

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"Happy Father's Day From Your Fastest Swimmer" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day From Your Fastest Swimmer" Father's Day Card

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"I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card

"I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card

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"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

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"What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card

"What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card

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"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

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"To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card

"To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card

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"You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card

"You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card

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"They're Called Stepdads Because They Step The Fuck Up" Father's Day Card

"They're Called Stepdads Because They Step The Fuck Up" Father's Day Card

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"Best Bonus Dad Ever" Father's Day Card

"Best Bonus Dad Ever" Father's Day Card

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"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time on It" Father's Day Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time on It" Father's Day Card

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"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

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"Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card

"Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card

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"Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card

"Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card

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"Happy Father's Day, You Old Cunt" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day, You Old Cunt" Father's Day Card

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"Top Of The Pops" Father's Day Card

"Top Of The Pops" Father's Day Card

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"You Are a Father. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Father's Day Card

"You Are a Father. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Father's Day Card

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"Happy Father's Day From Your Favourite Child" Father's Day Card

"Happy Father's Day From Your Favourite Child" Father's Day Card

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"Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card

"Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card

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"I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Dog" Greeting Card

"I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Dog" Greeting Card

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"Some Wear Crocs In Sport Mode" Father's Day Card

"Some Wear Crocs In Sport Mode" Father's Day Card

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