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    Get Well Cards

    Feeling crap? Know someone who is? Our get well cards are the ultimate prescription, no side effects, just savage sympathy and dark humour. Because nothing says 'hope you feel better soon' like a card that kicks them while they’re down... with love.

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    "At Least It's Not Herpes" Get Well Card

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    "At Least You'll Have a Badass Scar" Get Well Card

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    "Fucking Brave" Encouragement Card

    "Fucking Brave" Encouragement Card

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    "Get Well Soon Bitch" Get Well Card

    "Get Well Soon Bitch" Get Well Card

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    "Get Well Soon Cunt" Get Well Card

    "Get Well Soon Cunt" Get Well Card

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    "Get Well Soon You Sick Fuck" Get Well Card

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    "Go Shawty, You Had Major Surgery" Get Well Card

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    "How You Doin" Get Well Card

    "How You Doin" Get Well Card

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    "Hurry Up and Get Better So We Can Bang" Get Well Card

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    "I Don't Have Time For a Funeral" Get Well Card

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    "I'd Say Get Better But You've Been Shit For Years" Get Well Card

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    "I'm There For You Every Step of the Way" Encouragement Card

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    "I've Seen What You Put In Your Body" Get Well Card

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    "It Can't All Be Sunshine and Hookers" Get Well Card

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    "It's Just a Scratch" Get Well Card

    "It's Just a Scratch" Get Well Card

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    "Please Get Good" Get Well Card

    "Please Get Good" Get Well Card

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    "Shit Happens To You A Lot" Sympathy Card

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    "Sorry I Told Everyone About Your Violent Diarrhea" Get Well Card

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    "Sorry To Hear About Your Paper Cut" Get Well Card

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    "Stop Being a Pussy" Get Well Card

    "Stop Being a Pussy" Get Well Card

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    "Stop Being a Sook" Get Well Card

    "Stop Being a Sook" Get Well Card

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    "Stop Complaining and Get Back To Work" Get Well Card

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    "Thinking of You and All of the Trapped Water in the World" Greeting Card

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    "Thinking of You and Guzman y Gomez" Greeting Card

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    "Thinking of You and Pan-fried Dumplings" Greeting Card

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    "Toughen Up Princess" Get Well Card

    "Toughen Up Princess" Get Well Card

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    "Way To Go, It's Your Last Chemo" Encouragement Card

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    "You've Survived Worse On a Night Out" Get Well Card

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    "Your Illness is Chronic, But Your Ass is Iconic" Get Well Card

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