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    "Doesn't Involve Your Hands or Mouth" New Job Card

    "Doesn't Involve Your Hands or Mouth" New Job Card

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    "Congrats on the New Gig" New Job Card

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    "Congrats on the Fancy New Role" New Job Card

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    "Congrats on Getting Outta This Shithole" New Job Card

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    "Skimmed Your Resume" New Job Card

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    "Skipped the Background Check" New Job Card

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    "You're Hired!" New Job Card

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    "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever" New Job Card

    "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever" New Job Card

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    "Whose Dick Did You Have to Suck?" New Job Card

    "Whose Dick Did You Have to Suck?" New Job Card

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    "Who Did You Have to Fuck?" New Job Card

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    "Way Better Than the Casting Couch" New Job Card

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    "Find The Back Door Bitch" Encouragement Card

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    "Don't Fuck it Up" Congratulations Card

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    "Next Chapter in Your Life" Greeting Card

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    "This Week, a Hot New Bombshell Enters the Villa" Greeting Card

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    "Congrats *Cough* Nepo Baby" Congratulations Card

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    "I Don't Think Anyone Else Noticed the Nepotism" Congratulations Card

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    "Congrats on Shattering the Glass Hip" Congratulations Card

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    "Hope Your New Coworkers Aren't Cunts" New Job Card
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    "Hope Your New Coworkers Aren't Cunts" New Job Card

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    "I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" New Job Card
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    "Not Dip Your Pen in the Company Ink" New Job Card
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