on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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26 Results

"Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday *Cough* Slut" Birthday Card

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"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Mother's Day Card

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"One Year Older and Still a Little Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card

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"To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card

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Pink greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Bitch.

"Happy Birthday Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Slut Guts" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Slut Guts" Birthday Card

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"Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card

"Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card

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Purple greeting card with white text that says Happy Birthday Slut.

"Happy Birthday Slut" Birthday Card

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"To My Second Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

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"To My Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

"To My Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

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"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Father's Day Card

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"Crazy Cat Lady" Fridge Magnet

"Crazy Cat Lady" Fridge Magnet

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"To the World's Okayest Sister" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Drunk Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Basic Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Basic Bitch" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday From Your Brother" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday From Your Brother" Birthday Card

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"*Cough* Slut" Pin Badge

"*Cough* Slut" Pin Badge

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"Happy Birthday to the Cunt of the Litter " Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Sister" Birthday Card

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"Thanks For Not Eating Me In The Womb" Birthday Card

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"Evil Twin" Fridge Magnet

"Evil Twin" Fridge Magnet

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"Good Twin" Fridge Magnet

"Good Twin" Fridge Magnet

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"Normalise Guys Giving Each Other Cute Little Cards" Greeting Card

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"Hot Little Sister" Pin Badge

"Hot Little Sister" Pin Badge

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"One Accident Away From Me Being an Only Child" Greeting Card

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