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"Poppin' Bottles" Newborn Card

"Poppin' Bottles" Newborn Card

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"Birth Control Reminder" Newborn Card

"Birth Control Reminder" Newborn Card

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"You've Reproduced" Newborn Card

"You've Reproduced" Newborn Card

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"Baby on Board" Newborn Card

"Baby on Board" Newborn Card

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"Planning a Pregnancy" Newborn Card

"Planning a Pregnancy" Newborn Card

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"How's Things Down There" Newborn Card

"How's Things Down There" Newborn Card

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"About 10 Buns In Your Oven" Pregnancy Card

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"Congrats On Your Little Bundle Of Terror" Newborn Card

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"Congrats On Your New Baby, See You At 3am" Newborn Card

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"Congrats on Your New Shit Machine" Newborn Card

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"You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Newborn Card

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"You're Gonna Make The Best Dilf" Newborn Card

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"Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card

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"Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card

"Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card

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"It's Finally Acceptable To Eat For Two" Pregnancy Card

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"Are You Sure It's Not Just Gas?" Pregnancy Card

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"Thanks For Contributing To The Population Crisis" Newborn Card

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"You Kept It Alive For a Whole Year" Newborn Card

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"Sorry Your Baby is a Cunt" Newborn Card

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"Sorry About Your Bastard Child" Newborn Card

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"Straight Outta Utero" Newborn Card

"Straight Outta Utero" Newborn Card

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"Don't Have Sex. You Will Get Pregnant and Die." Pregnancy Card

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"The Average Weekly Cost of Having a Baby" Newborn Card

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"Isn't Maternity Leave Just a 6 Month Holiday?" Newborn Card

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"Congrats on Your New Skin Dog" Newborn Card

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"You're IVF-ing Pregnant" Pregnancy Card

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"The Turkey Baster Worked!" Pregnancy Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

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"A Moment of Silence For Your Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

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"He's Definitely A Boy" Newborn Card

"He's Definitely A Boy" Newborn Card

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"It's a Boy" Newborn Card

"It's a Boy" Newborn Card

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"It's a Girl" Newborn Card

"It's a Girl" Newborn Card

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"It's a They" Newborn Card

"It's a They" Newborn Card

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"It's a Baby" Newborn Card

"It's a Baby" Newborn Card

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"Happy Baby Shower You Big Slut" Pregnancy Card

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"You're Invited To My Obnoxious White Baby Shower" Pregnancy Card

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"Happy Surprise Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card

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"It's Your First Father's Day" Father's Day Card

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