on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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Housewarming Cards

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"Hope Your New Neighbours Aren't Cunts" Housewarming Card

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"I Can't Wait to Poop in Your New Toilet" Housewarming Card

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"Happy Mortgage Warming" Housewarming Card

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"This Week, a Hot New Bombshell Enters the Villa" Greeting Card

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"Home Sweet Homo" Housewarming Card

"Home Sweet Homo" Housewarming Card

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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

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"I Know Where You Live" Housewarming Card

"I Know Where You Live" Housewarming Card

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"Damn, You Locked the Fuck In" Greeting Card

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"How's the Serenity?" Housewarming Card

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"Hope Your New House Isn't Haunted" Housewarming Card

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"I Can't Wait to Overstay My Welcome" Housewarming Card

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"The Interest Rates Have Gone Up Three Times" Housewarming Card

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"Congrats on the New Digs" Housewarming Card

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"Remember to Bang in Every Room" Housewarming Card

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"The Gays Have Officially Moved In" Housewarming Card

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"This Property is Definitely on the Brown Part" Housewarming Card

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"So You Two Finally Got a Room" Housewarming Card

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"About Time You Moved the Fuck Out" Housewarming Card

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"Did You Say Party House?" Housewarming Card

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"Excelenté Casa, Puta" Housewarming Card

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"I Love What You Haven't Done With the Place" Housewarming Card

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"If You Need Help Moving, I'm Busy That Day" Housewarming Card

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"It's Not Going on the Next Monopoly Board" Housewarming Card

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"Who Gave You a Mortgage?" Housewarming Card

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"This Is a Foreclosure Waiting to Happen" Housewarming Card

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"This Card Doesn't Come With an Allen Key" Housewarming Card

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"Flimsy IKEA Furniture" Housewarming Card

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"Won't Be Worth the Dirt It Sits On" Housewarming Card

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"It's a Bit Small Isn't It?" Housewarming Card

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"Let's Tear This Place Apart" Housewarming Card

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"Bills, Bills, Bills" Housewarming Card

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"Congrats on the New Bachelor Pad" Housewarming Card

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