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    "I Regret Everything" Apology Card
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    "Sorry for Being a Wanker" Apology Card
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    "Let's Make Like Dementia and Forget It Happened" Apology Card
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    "Sorry, Not Sorry" Apology Card
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    "I Fucked Up Bad" Apology Card
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    "Sorry for Being a Huge Dick" Apology Card
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    "Sorry for Being a Hormonal Bitch" Apology Card
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    "Sorry for Doing a Ton of Stupid Shit" Apology Card
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    "Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry" Apology Card
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    "Please Accept My Most Insincere Apology" Apology Card
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    "Let's Make Like Episode XIII and Forget It Happened" Apology Card
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    "Sorry Your Life Is Such a Trainwreck" Sympathy Card
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    "Sorry Your State of Origin Sucks" Friendship Card
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    "Sorry This Card Isn't Smashed Avo On Toast" Greeting Card
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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card
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    "Shit, That Sucks" Sympathy Card
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    "Balls" Sympathy Card
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    "Looks Like You Fucked Around and Found Out" Sympathy Card
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    "Two in the Thoughts, One in the Prayers" Sympathy Card
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    "I'm Extremely Mad at the Universe on Your Behalf" Sympathy Card
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    "Looks Like You Balled So Hard They Found You" Sympathy Card
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    "Life is Really Sticking It In Dry, Isn't It?" Sympathy Card
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    "You're Getting Gay Divorced" Sympathy Card
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    "Sorry They Ditched You for Heaven" Sympathy Card
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    "This is Just Character Development" Sympathy Card
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    "This is Your Villain Origin Story" Sympathy Card
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    "Well, That's the Way the Cookie Falls Apart" Sympathy Card
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    "They Yee'd Their Last Haw" Sympathy Card
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