on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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Apology Cards

Oops. Whether you f*cked up a little or a lot, these sorry cards have the right mix of regret and sarcasm. Because ‘my bad’ hits harder when it’s hilarious.

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"Soz" Apology Card

"Soz" Apology Card

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"I Regret Everything" Apology Card

"I Regret Everything" Apology Card

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"Ctrl+Z" Apology Card

"Ctrl+Z" Apology Card

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"Sorry for Being a Wanker" Apology Card

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"Let's Make Like Dementia and Forget It Happened" Apology Card

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"Sorry, Not Sorry" Apology Card

"Sorry, Not Sorry" Apology Card

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"I Fucked Up Bad" Apology Card

"I Fucked Up Bad" Apology Card

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"Sorry for Being a Huge Dick" Apology Card

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"Sorry for Being a Hormonal Bitch" Apology Card

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"Sorry for Doing a Ton of Stupid Shit" Apology Card

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"Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry" Apology Card

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"Please Accept My Most Insincere Apology" Apology Card

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"Let's Make Like Episode XIII and Forget It Happened" Apology Card

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"Sorry" Apology Card

"Sorry" Apology Card

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"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Trainwreck" Sympathy Card

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"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Shitshow" Sympathy Card

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"Sorry About The Stretch Marks" Mother's Day Card

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"Sorry Your State of Origin Sucks" Friendship Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't Smashed Avo On Toast" Greeting Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Beer and a Blowjob" Greeting Card

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"Bummer, Dude" Sympathy Card

"Bummer, Dude" Sympathy Card

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"Shit, That Sucks" Sympathy Card

"Shit, That Sucks" Sympathy Card

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"You Did Your Best" Sympathy Card

"You Did Your Best" Sympathy Card

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"Balls" Sympathy Card

"Balls" Sympathy Card

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"Looks Like You Fucked Around and Found Out" Sympathy Card

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"Two in the Thoughts, One in the Prayers" Sympathy Card

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"I'm Extremely Mad at the Universe on Your Behalf" Sympathy Card

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"Looks Like You Balled So Hard They Found You" Sympathy Card

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"Life is Really Sticking It In Dry, Isn't It?" Sympathy Card

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"You're Getting Gay Divorced" Sympathy Card

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"Sorry They Ditched You for Heaven" Sympathy Card

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"This is Just Character Development" Sympathy Card

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"This is Your Villain Origin Story" Sympathy Card

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"Well, That's the Way the Cookie Falls Apart" Sympathy Card

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"They Yee'd Their Last Haw" Sympathy Card

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