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After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

"In Dog Years, You're Gay" Birthday Card

5.0 (2)

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"Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card

"Your High Risk Homosexual Behaviour" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

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"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card

"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card

4.0 (1)

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"Ho, Ho, Homo" Christmas Card

"Ho, Ho, Homo" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday Penis Breath" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Penis Breath" Birthday Card

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"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card

"I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card

5.0 (14)

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"I Got You This Card Because You Are Gay" Greeting Card

"I Got You This Card Because You Are Gay" Greeting Card

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"You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card

"You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card

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"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

"Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

5.0 (1)

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"The Only Thing Gayer Than You is a Unicorn Sucking Cock" Greeting Card

"The Only Thing Gayer Than You is a Unicorn Sucking Cock" Greeting Card

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"You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card

"You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card

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"Two Brides Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

"Two Brides Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

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"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card

"Technically, You're Dead in Gay Years" Birthday Card

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"Two Grooms Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

"Two Grooms Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

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"This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card

"This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card

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"You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card

"You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card

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"Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card

"Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card

5.0 (1)

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"You're Easily My Favourite Lesbian" Valentines Card

"You're Easily My Favourite Lesbian" Valentines Card

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"It's a Shame We Met on Grindr" Valentines Card

"It's a Shame We Met on Grindr" Valentines Card

5.0 (2)

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"I Love You, Yes Homo" Valentines Card

"I Love You, Yes Homo" Valentines Card

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"Have a Gay Christmas" Christmas Card

"Have a Gay Christmas" Christmas Card

5.0 (2)

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"Enjoy Your Straight Wedding" Wedding Card

"Enjoy Your Straight Wedding" Wedding Card

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"Happy Birthday Rug Muncher" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Rug Muncher" Birthday Card

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"Make Yuletide Gay Again" Christmas Card

"Make Yuletide Gay Again" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birth-they" Birthday Card

"Happy Birth-they" Birthday Card

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"Not the First Ring He's Put On Your Finger" Engagement Card

"Not the First Ring He's Put On Your Finger" Engagement Card

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"Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend" Birthday Card

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"Not Today Santa" Christmas Card

"Not Today Santa" Christmas Card

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"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Remember To Arch Your Back On Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" Christmas Card

"Don We Now Our Gay Apparel" Christmas Card

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"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday F-slur" Birthday Card

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"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

"Now Sashay Away" Farewell Card

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"Yas Kween" Friendship Card

"Yas Kween" Friendship Card

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"In The Company of Three Wise Men" Christmas Card

"In The Company of Three Wise Men" Christmas Card

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"You're So Gay" Valentines Card

"You're So Gay" Valentines Card

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"You're Getting Gay Married" Wedding Card

"You're Getting Gay Married" Wedding Card

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"Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent" Encouragement Card

"Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent" Encouragement Card

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"Home Sweet Homo" Housewarming Card

"Home Sweet Homo" Housewarming Card

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"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

5.0 (1)

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"The Very Next Day, You Told Me You're Gay" Christmas Card

"The Very Next Day, You Told Me You're Gay" Christmas Card

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"I Deleted Grindr For You" Valentines Card

"I Deleted Grindr For You" Valentines Card

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"I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

"I Love You, No Homo" Valentines Card

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"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Twink" Christmas Card

"Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Twink" Christmas Card

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"I'd Wish You a Happy Birthday but I'm Not Gay" Birthday Card

"I'd Wish You a Happy Birthday but I'm Not Gay" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

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"Happy Valentine's Day To My Domestic Partner" Valentines Card

"Happy Valentine's Day To My Domestic Partner" Valentines Card

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"You're Openly Grey" Birthday Card

"You're Openly Grey" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Back Rolls" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You And Your Back Rolls" Birthday Card

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"You Really Put the 'T' in LGBT" Greeting Card

"You Really Put the 'T' in LGBT" Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday You Bisexual Bitch" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Bisexual Bitch" Birthday Card

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