on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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Travel Greeting Cards

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"Thanks for Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card

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"I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses the Point" Farewell Card

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"Adios, Bitch" Farewell Card

"Adios, Bitch" Farewell Card

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"Off You Fuck" Farewell Card

"Off You Fuck" Farewell Card

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"Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday" Farewell Card

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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Cunts" Farewell Card

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"I Hate to See You Leave" Farewell Card

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"Au Revoir, Bitch" Farewell Card

"Au Revoir, Bitch" Farewell Card

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"Sayonara, Bitch" Farewell Card

"Sayonara, Bitch" Farewell Card

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"Bon Voyage, Bitch" Farewell Card

"Bon Voyage, Bitch" Farewell Card

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"You're Really Going Places" Farewell Card

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"Have a Nice Trip" Farewell Card

"Have a Nice Trip" Farewell Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't More Legroom on Your Flight" Farewell Card

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"I Hope You Come Back Less of a Cunt" Farewell Card

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"Ciao, Bellend" Farewell Card

"Ciao, Bellend" Farewell Card

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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Bitches" Farewell Card

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"Good Luck in Economy, You Lanky Cunt" Farewell Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a First Class Upgrade" Farewell Card

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"Oooooh Traveller" Farewell Card

"Oooooh Traveller" Farewell Card

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"The World Won't Know What Hit It" Farewell Card

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"You're Leaving? Get Outta Town!" Farewell Card

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"You've Got a Passport, We Get It" Farewell Card

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"Not All Those Who Wander Are Hipster Cunts" Farewell Card

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"Let's Get This Ho on the Road" Farewell Card

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"Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card

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"Now You Can Be Gay and Poor in Another Country" Farewell Card

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