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we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

Thank You Cards

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"I Appreciate the Fuck Out of You" Thank You Card

"I Appreciate the Fuck Out of You" Thank You Card

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"Thanks for Being a Guiding Light in This Unrelenting Hellscape" Thank You Card

"Thanks for Being a Guiding Light in This Unrelenting Hellscape" Thank You Card

5.0 (1)

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"You're Fucking Awesome" Thank You Card

"You're Fucking Awesome" Thank You Card

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"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Thank You Card

"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Thank You Card

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"Face Down in a Ditch" Thank You Card

"Face Down in a Ditch" Thank You Card

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"With the Warmest, Moistest Regards" Thank You Card

"With the Warmest, Moistest Regards" Thank You Card

5.0 (9)

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"Cheers Cunt" Thank You Card

"Cheers Cunt" Thank You Card

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"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

5.0 (1)

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"Thanks for Doing the Thing" Thank You Card

"Thanks for Doing the Thing" Thank You Card

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"Playing Your Part in This Tony Award-Winning Shitshow" Thank You Card

"Playing Your Part in This Tony Award-Winning Shitshow" Thank You Card

5.0 (2)

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"Thank God You Came Along" Thank You Card

"Thank God You Came Along" Thank You Card

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"Thanks for Putting Up With My Rubbish" Thank You Card

"Thanks for Putting Up With My Rubbish" Thank You Card

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"Muchas Gracias" Thank You Card

"Muchas Gracias" Thank You Card

5.0 (1)

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"We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card

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"Thanks for Being a Fucking Delight" Thank You Card

"Thanks for Being a Fucking Delight" Thank You Card

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"Thanks and Shit" Thank You Card

"Thanks and Shit" Thank You Card

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"Thanks for Being the World's Goodest Teacher" Thank You Card

"Thanks for Being the World's Goodest Teacher" Thank You Card

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"You're the Duck's Nuts" Thank You Card

"You're the Duck's Nuts" Thank You Card

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"Fanks" Thank You Card

"Fanks" Thank You Card

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"If Everyone Was Like You, I'd Go Outside a Lot More" Thank You Card

"If Everyone Was Like You, I'd Go Outside a Lot More" Thank You Card

5.0 (1)

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"Cheers Bitch" Thank You Card

"Cheers Bitch" Thank You Card

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"Generic" Thank You Card

"Generic" Thank You Card

5.0 (1)

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"Being a Teacher is Fucking Hard" Thank You Card

"Being a Teacher is Fucking Hard" Thank You Card

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"Thanks a Bunch" Thank You Card

"Thanks a Bunch" Thank You Card

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"Thanks for Keeping Our Pet Alive" Thank You Card

"Thanks for Keeping Our Pet Alive" Thank You Card

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"*Finger Guns*" Thank You Card

"*Finger Guns*" Thank You Card

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"Mooch Ass Grassy Ass" Thank You Card

"Mooch Ass Grassy Ass" Thank You Card

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"Thanks Dickhead" Thank You Card

"Thanks Dickhead" Thank You Card

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"Cheers Big Ears" Thank You Card

"Cheers Big Ears" Thank You Card

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"Thanks for All the Laugh Lines, You Funny Cunt" Thank You Card

"Thanks for All the Laugh Lines, You Funny Cunt" Thank You Card

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"With The Warmest Moistest Regards" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"With The Warmest Moistest Regards" Extra Large Thank You Card

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"You're Fucking Awesome" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"You're Fucking Awesome" Extra Large Thank You Card

5.0 (1)

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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

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"Thank You for the Attention" Thank You Card

"Thank You for the Attention" Thank You Card

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"You Saved My Bacon" Thank You Card

"You Saved My Bacon" Thank You Card

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"Thank You for Supporting My Terrible Decisions" Thank You Card

"Thank You for Supporting My Terrible Decisions" Thank You Card

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"Thank You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Thank You Card

"Thank You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Thank You Card

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"Muchas Gracias Puta" Thank You Card

"Muchas Gracias Puta" Thank You Card

5.0 (1)

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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card

$9.89

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"A Huge, Bloated Thank You" Thank You Card

"A Huge, Bloated Thank You" Thank You Card

$3.84

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"I Appreciate the Living Daylights Out of You" Thank You Card

"I Appreciate the Living Daylights Out of You" Thank You Card

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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card

5.0 (1)

$9.89

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"Your the Best Teacher" Thank You Card

"Your the Best Teacher" Thank You Card

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"You're There for Me When I'm at My Lowest" Thank You Card

"You're There for Me When I'm at My Lowest" Thank You Card

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"Thanks for Not Burning Down My House" Thank You Card

"Thanks for Not Burning Down My House" Thank You Card

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"You're a 10 out of 10 *Finger Guns*" Greeting Card

"You're a 10 out of 10 *Finger Guns*" Greeting Card

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"We're So Fucking Proud of You" Extra Large Congratulations Card
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"We're So Fucking Proud of You" Extra Large Congratulations Card

5.0 (1)

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"Thanks for Being My Errand-Hang Friend" Thank You Card

"Thanks for Being My Errand-Hang Friend" Thank You Card

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"Putting Up With My Little Monsters" Thank You Card

"Putting Up With My Little Monsters" Thank You Card

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"Putting Up With My Little Shits" Thank You Card

"Putting Up With My Little Shits" Thank You Card

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