on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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Wedding Cards

Say congrats with zero sugar-coating. These wedding cards are made for couples who can take a joke, and maybe shouldn’t be allowed near sharp objects together. Love is weird, so are these cards.

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"Congrats, You're Hitched" Wedding Card

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"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card

"Getting All Married and Shit" Wedding Card

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"Two Grooms Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

"Two Grooms Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

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"Two Brides Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

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"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card

"Jurassic Park" Wedding Card

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"You Guys Make Me Sick" Wedding Card

"You Guys Make Me Sick" Wedding Card

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"Fight Like a Married Couple for Reals" Engagement Card

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"I Thought We Were Getting Married But Okay..." Wedding Card

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"I Hate to Use the Word Forever..." Wedding Card

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"The Wedding of the Century" Wedding Card

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"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

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"I Can't Wait to Attend, Ruin and Not Remember Your Wedding" Wedding Card

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"You're Finally Not Just the Bridesmaid" Wedding Card

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"There's Someone For Everyone After All" Engagement Card

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"He Put a Ring on It" Engagement Card
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"He Put a Ring on It" Engagement Card

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"Will You Be My Bridesbitch?" Wedding Card

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"Will You Tame the Bridezilla?" Wedding Card

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"Thanks for Having an Open Bar" Wedding Card

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"You're the Best Woman for the Job" Wedding Card

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"You're the Best Man for the Job" Wedding Card

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"Third Time Lucky" Wedding Card

"Third Time Lucky" Wedding Card

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"I Won't Object to Your Wedding" Wedding Card

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"Cool Wedding" Wedding Card

"Cool Wedding" Wedding Card

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"See You at the Altar, Bitch" Wedding Card

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"You're Getting Gay Married" Wedding Card

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"Holy Matrimony!" Wedding Card

"Holy Matrimony!" Wedding Card

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"May You Never Leave This Marriage Alive" Wedding Card

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"She Finally Gave You the Finger" Engagement Card
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"To the Arguably Happy Couple" Engagement Card

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"Why Couldn't You Marry For Money" Mother's Day Card

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"Marrying Into Money" Mother's Day Card

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"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card

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"One Ring to Rule Them All" Engagement Card

"One Ring to Rule Them All" Engagement Card

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"You Guys Make Such a Surprising Couple" Engagement Card

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"This Wedding is Horseshit" Wedding Card

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"I Hope This is a Red Wedding" Wedding Card

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"I Thought You Said This Wedding Would Be Fun?" Wedding Card

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"Walk Up to the Wedding Like Whaddup, You Got a Big Rock" Wedding Card

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"I Hope There's an Open Mic at This Wedding" Wedding Card

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"Enjoy Your Straight Wedding" Wedding Card

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"Not the First Ring He's Put On Your Finger" Engagement Card

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"What a Beautiful Wedding" Wedding Card

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"Already Got Enough Moles on Your Back" Wedding Card

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"That's Not Who You Chose During Fuck, Marry, Kill" Wedding Card

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"I Had a 20 on You Being Gay" Wedding Card

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"Part of My Obnoxious White Bridal Party" Wedding Card

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"I Hope Your God Approves of this Card" Greeting Card

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"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card

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"I Bought This Two Hours Ago" Greeting Card

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Wedding Card

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