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Mother's Day Cards

Motherhood: the unpaid job with no annual leave. Celebrate the legend who raised you (and probably regrets it). These cards are honest, hilarious, and only slightly emotionally damaging.

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"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card

"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card

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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

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"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

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"10/10 Mum. Would Recommend." Mother's Day Card

"10/10 Mum. Would Recommend." Mother's Day Card

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"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Mother's Day Card

"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Mother's Day Card

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"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Mother's Day Card

"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Mother's Day Card

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"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

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"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

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"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

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"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

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"Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite Child" Mother's Day Card

"Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite Child" Mother's Day Card

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"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card

"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card

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"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

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"Favourite Financial Burden" Mother's Day Card

"Favourite Financial Burden" Mother's Day Card

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"Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card

"Congrats On Not Having Ugly Children" Greeting Card

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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

"Happy Fucking Whatever" Greeting Card

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"Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card

"Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card

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"Cool Mum" Mother's Day Card

"Cool Mum" Mother's Day Card

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"I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card

"I Totally Understand Why You Stopped After Having Me" Greeting Card

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"Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card

"Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card

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"No, I Don't Know Why the Internet Isn't Working" Mother's Day Card

"No, I Don't Know Why the Internet Isn't Working" Mother's Day Card

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"Cheers for the Autism" Mother's Day Card

"Cheers for the Autism" Mother's Day Card

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"Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card

"Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card

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"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

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"You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Newborn Card

"You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Newborn Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

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"Ew, You Had Sex With Dad" Mother's Day Card

"Ew, You Had Sex With Dad" Mother's Day Card

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"Best Mum in the Whole Wide House" Mother's Day Card

"Best Mum in the Whole Wide House" Mother's Day Card

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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Smutty Romance Book" Greeting Card

"Sorry This Card Isn't a Smutty Romance Book" Greeting Card

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"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

"I Ordered This Card On The Toilet" Greeting Card

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"Sorry About Your Other Child" Mother's Day Card

"Sorry About Your Other Child" Mother's Day Card

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"What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card

"What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card

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"Sorry About Your Other Son" Mother's Day Card

"Sorry About Your Other Son" Mother's Day Card

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"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

"I Choose My Nursing Homes Like I Choose My Cards" Greeting Card

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"I'm The Best Thing To Ever Come Out of You" Mother's Day Card

"I'm The Best Thing To Ever Come Out of You" Mother's Day Card

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"Happy Milf's Day" Mother's Day Card

"Happy Milf's Day" Mother's Day Card

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"To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card

"To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card

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"You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card

"You Did Raise a Homosexual Idiot" Greeting Card

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"Happy Mother's Day You Marvelous Woman" Mother's Day Card

"Happy Mother's Day You Marvelous Woman" Mother's Day Card

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"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

"Mystery Group Gift" Greeting Card

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"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

"Could Have Been a Text Message" Greeting Card

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"Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card

"Fighting Off Senility and Dementia" Greeting Card

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"Nigerian Prince" Mother's Day Card

"Nigerian Prince" Mother's Day Card

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"Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card

"Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card

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"I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Milf" Mother's Day Card

"I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Milf" Mother's Day Card

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"Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card

"Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card

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"I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Dog" Greeting Card

"I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Dog" Greeting Card

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"Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card

"Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card

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"From Your Handsome Boy" Mother's Day Card

"From Your Handsome Boy" Mother's Day Card

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