on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

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After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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father's day.

Dads need some love too. Father's Day is coming this September so treat him to a laugh with our range of greeting cards and pin badges.

brand new father's day cards.

"Yeah, There's a Super Cheap Auto Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

"Yeah, There's a Super Cheap Auto Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Yeah, There's a BCF Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

"Yeah, There's a BCF Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"You're Like the Father I've Always Had" Father's Day Card

"You're Like the Father I've Always Had" Father's Day Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"In the Name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit" Father's Day Card

"In the Name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit" Father's Day Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Thanks for Being My Personal Mechanic" Father's Day Card

"Thanks for Being My Personal Mechanic" Father's Day Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Only Call You to Ask What's Wrong With My Car" Father's Day Card

"Only Call You to Ask What's Wrong With My Car" Father's Day Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Thanks for Still Being My Emergency Contact" Greeting Card

"Thanks for Still Being My Emergency Contact" Greeting Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card

5.0 (1)

$3.84

$3.84

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"I Got You a Gift, But It's Stupid" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Gift, But It's Stupid" Greeting Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card

"To an Ancient Specimen Born in the 1900s" Greeting Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"This Card is a Recession Indicator" Greeting Card

"This Card is a Recession Indicator" Greeting Card

5.0 (1)

$3.84

$3.84

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"Father's Day? In This Economy?" Father's Day Card

"Father's Day? In This Economy?" Father's Day Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Favourite Spider Relocator" Father's Day Card

"Favourite Spider Relocator" Father's Day Card

$3.84

$3.84

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best selling father's day cards.

"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card

"If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Again" Greeting Card

4.8 (21)

$3.84

$3.84

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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card

5.0 (2)

$3.84

$3.84

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"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card

"You've Always Been Like A Father" Father's Day Card

5.0 (20)

$3.84

$3.84

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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

"Celebrating Your Achievements" Greeting Card

5.0 (6)

$3.84

$3.84

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"Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

"Yeah, There's a Bunnings Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

5.0 (1)

$3.84

$3.84

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"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

"Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

5.0 (11)

$3.84

$3.84

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"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

"Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

5.0 (2)

$3.84

$3.84

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"Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card

"Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card

"The Largest Font I Could Find" Father's Day Card

4.0 (3)

$3.84

$3.84

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"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card

"You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card

$3.84

$3.84

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"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

"Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

5.0 (2)

$3.84

$3.84

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father's day pins.

"Dilf" Pin Badge

"Dilf" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Daddy" Pin Badge

"Daddy" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Bunnings King" Pin Badge

"Bunnings King" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Big Dad Energy" Pin Badge

"Big Dad Energy" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Dog Dad" Pin Badge

"Dog Dad" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"#1 Dad" Pin Badge

"#1 Dad" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"World's Okayest Dad" Pin Badge

"World's Okayest Dad" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Cat Dad" Pin Badge

"Cat Dad" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Dad Bod" Pin Badge

"Dad Bod" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Stepdad of the Year" Pin Badge

"Stepdad of the Year" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Dad of the Year" Pin Badge

"Dad of the Year" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Empty Nester" Pin Badge

"Empty Nester" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Cool Dad" Pin Badge

"Cool Dad" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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"Dud Dad" Pin Badge

"Dud Dad" Pin Badge

$2.48

$2.48

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