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    Sometimes a regular-sized insult just doesn’t cut it. These extra large greeting cards bring big energy, loud laughs, and oversized sass. Because if you're going to say it, say it like you mean it, with A4 audacity.

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    "Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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    "Get Well Soon, Cunt" Extra Large Get Well Card
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    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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    "It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Later, Traitor" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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    "Not Considering All of Our Abandonment Issues" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Not Us, Not Hermione, You" Extra Large Birthday Card
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    "Now Who's Going to Do All the Work for Us?" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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    "Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend is Leaving the Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "This Is The Next Chapter In Your Life" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card
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    "We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "We Finally Found a Card As Big As Your Ego" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "We're All Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Extra Large Get Well Card
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    "We're So Fucking Proud of You" Extra Large Congratulations Card
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    "We're So Fucking Proud of You" Extra Large Congratulations Card

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    "With The Warmest Moistest Regards" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "You Weren't Able to Thrive in This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "You're Dead To Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "You're Fucking Awesome" Extra Large Thank You Card
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