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    Browse over 200 Valentine's Day cards that are the cure for sappy romance. Nothing says “I care” like making them laugh, or at least our cards cost less than another expensive bunch of roses. Pick a card that says 'I love you' and makes them laugh out loud, because who says love can't be funny? Great for Valentines who want honesty instead of chocolates. These funny Valentine's Day cards say it for you, so you don't have to act romantic.

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    "I'm Emotionally and Sexually Obsessed With You" Valentines Card
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    "Shit, Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card
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    "I Licked You, So You Are Mine" Valentines Card
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    "Your Farts Could Strip Paint Off The Walls" Valentines Card
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    "There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card
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    "I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card
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    "I Love the Shit Out of You" Valentines Card
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    "How Miserable You Must Have Been Before Meeting Me" Valentines Card
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    "And I Will Always Love You" Valentines Card
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    "I Love You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Valentines Card
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    "I Would Bury a Body and Lie To The Police For You" Valentines Card
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    "Spoiler Alert. We're Together Forever" Valentines Card
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    "I'm So Fwiggen in Wove With You" Valentines Card
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    "I Can't Imagine A World" Valentines Card
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    "It's Kinda Rude How Sexy You Are" Valentines Card
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    "I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card
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    "You Moisten Me" Valentines Card
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    "I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card
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    "Thanks for the Orgasms" Valentines Card
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    "What Do You and Cheese Have in Common?" Valentines Card
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    "I Choo, Choo, Choose You" Valentines Card
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    "Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card
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    "Hot Couple" Valentines Card
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    "I Got You This Card Because You Are Gay" Greeting Card
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    "Thanks For Being My Dopamine Dealer" Valentines Card
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    "I Need You in a Way That's Concerning to Feminism" Valentines Card
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    "See Inside For Further Details" Valentines Card
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    "Call NASA" Valentines Card
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    "You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card
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    "You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card
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    "You're My Cup of Tea" Valentines Card
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    "Would You Still Love Me if I Was a Worm?" Valentines Card
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    "I'm Yours Because You Deserve The Very Best" Valentines Card
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    "Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card
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    "I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card
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    "You Put The Fun in Dysfunctional" Greeting Card
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    "10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card
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    "10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card
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    "The Only Thing Gayer Than You is a Unicorn Sucking Cock" Greeting Card
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    "You'll Do" Valentines Card
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