on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Anniversary Card

"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Anniversary Card

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$6.99

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"10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

"10/10 Husband. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

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$6.99

$6.99

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"10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

"10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card

$6.99

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"It's Our Anniversary, I Love That for Us" Anniversary Card

"It's Our Anniversary, I Love That for Us" Anniversary Card

$6.99

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"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card

"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Anniversary Card

$6.99

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"Happy Birthday To My Work Wife" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Work Wife" Birthday Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Cool Wedding" Wedding Card

"Cool Wedding" Wedding Card

$6.99

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"I Thought We Were Getting Married But Okay..." Wedding Card

"I Thought We Were Getting Married But Okay..." Wedding Card

$6.99

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"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Fridge Magnet

"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Fridge Magnet

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"See You at the Altar, Bitch" Wedding Card

"See You at the Altar, Bitch" Wedding Card

$6.99

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"This Wedding is Horseshit" Wedding Card

"This Wedding is Horseshit" Wedding Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Daddy" Pin Badge

"Daddy" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Enjoy Your Straight Wedding" Wedding Card

"Enjoy Your Straight Wedding" Wedding Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"The Wedding of the Century" Wedding Card

"The Wedding of the Century" Wedding Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

"Happy Birth, Death or Marriage" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Card Because Anniversary" Anniversary Card

"Card Because Anniversary" Anniversary Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday King" Birthday Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"I Want a Divorce. Just Kidding." Anniversary Card

"I Want a Divorce. Just Kidding." Anniversary Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Distracted By Your Beauty and Personality" Anniversary Card

"Distracted By Your Beauty and Personality" Anniversary Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

"There Ain't No Finer Vagina" Greeting Card

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$6.99

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"You Always Give Paper on Your First Marriage Anniversary" Anniversary Card

"You Always Give Paper on Your First Marriage Anniversary" Anniversary Card

$6.99

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"Walk Up to the Wedding Like Whaddup, You Got a Big Rock" Wedding Card

"Walk Up to the Wedding Like Whaddup, You Got a Big Rock" Wedding Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card

"We’re Here, We’re Queer" Anniversary Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Pin Badge

"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Happy Birthday To My Work Husband" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To My Work Husband" Birthday Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Getting Hitched" Pin Badge

"Getting Hitched" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"All Hands on Dick" Fridge Magnet

"All Hands on Dick" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Dad Bod" Pin Badge

"Dad Bod" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Does This Ring Make Me Look Married?" Pin Badge

"Does This Ring Make Me Look Married?" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Work Wife" Pin Badge

"Work Wife" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Husband Material" Pin Badge

"Husband Material" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"She's Taken" Pin Badge

"She's Taken" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Survived By His Younger, Hotter Wife" Birthday Card

"Survived By His Younger, Hotter Wife" Birthday Card

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$6.99

$6.99

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"To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card

"To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card

"Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card

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"To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card

"To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card

$6.99

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"I Want Your Girl Germs" Valentines Card

"I Want Your Girl Germs" Valentines Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"All Hands on Dick" Pin Badge

"All Hands on Dick" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Easy Wife, Easy Life" Pin Badge

"Easy Wife, Easy Life" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"I Hope This is a Red Wedding" Wedding Card

"I Hope This is a Red Wedding" Wedding Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Husband" Valentines Card

"Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Husband" Valentines Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Wife" Valentines Card

"Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Wife" Valentines Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"You're a Ripper of a Bloke" Valentines Card

"You're a Ripper of a Bloke" Valentines Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"I Want Your Boy Germs" Valentines Card

"I Want Your Boy Germs" Valentines Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"I Hope There's an Open Mic at This Wedding" Wedding Card

"I Hope There's an Open Mic at This Wedding" Wedding Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Ball and Chain" Pin Badge

"Ball and Chain" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"You're a Belter of a Woman" Valentines Card

"You're a Belter of a Woman" Valentines Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Easy Wife, Easy Life" Fridge Magnet

"Easy Wife, Easy Life" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Sugar Daddy" Fridge Magnet

"Sugar Daddy" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Mr Right" Pin Badge

"Mr Right" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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