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Encouragement Cards

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"You're Fucking Awesome" Thank You Card

"You're Fucking Awesome" Thank You Card

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"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

"You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

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"You're the Duck's Nuts" Thank You Card

"You're the Duck's Nuts" Thank You Card

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"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Encouragement Card

"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Encouragement Card

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"You Go, Glen Coco" Congratulations Card

"You Go, Glen Coco" Congratulations Card

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"Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Encouragement Card

"Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Encouragement Card

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"Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent" Encouragement Card

"Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent" Encouragement Card

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"Your Illness is Chronic But Your Ass is Iconic" Get Well Card

"Your Illness is Chronic But Your Ass is Iconic" Get Well Card

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"You're As Tough As a Nokia 3315" Encouragement Card

"You're As Tough As a Nokia 3315" Encouragement Card

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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card

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"I'll Always Be Behind You" Congratulations Card

"I'll Always Be Behind You" Congratulations Card

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"Damn, You Locked the Fuck In" Greeting Card

"Damn, You Locked the Fuck In" Greeting Card

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"I'd Say Get Better But You've Been Shit For Years" Get Well Card

"I'd Say Get Better But You've Been Shit For Years" Get Well Card

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"If Britney Can Survive 2007, You Can Survive This" Encouragement Card

"If Britney Can Survive 2007, You Can Survive This" Encouragement Card

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"Stop Underestimating Yourself, You Piece of Shit" Encouragement Card

"Stop Underestimating Yourself, You Piece of Shit" Encouragement Card

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"You're Doing Great, Sweetie" Encouragement Card

"You're Doing Great, Sweetie" Encouragement Card

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"I'm There for You Every Step of the Way" Encouragement Card

"I'm There for You Every Step of the Way" Encouragement Card

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"Keep Going, Diva" Encouragement Card

"Keep Going, Diva" Encouragement Card

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"Believe In Yourself and You Can Do Some Things" Encouragement Card

"Believe In Yourself and You Can Do Some Things" Encouragement Card

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"You Keep Doing You" Encouragement Card

"You Keep Doing You" Encouragement Card

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"Go Get 'Em, Tiger" Encouragement Card

"Go Get 'Em, Tiger" Encouragement Card

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"Please Get Good" Get Well Card

"Please Get Good" Get Well Card

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"Find the Back Door, Bitch" Encouragement Card

"Find the Back Door, Bitch" Encouragement Card

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"Toughen Up, Princess" Get Well Card

"Toughen Up, Princess" Get Well Card

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"You're a 10 out of 10 *Finger Guns*" Greeting Card

"You're a 10 out of 10 *Finger Guns*" Greeting Card

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"I've Seen What You Put in Your Body" Get Well Card

"I've Seen What You Put in Your Body" Get Well Card

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"Keep Your Chins Up" Encouragement Card

"Keep Your Chins Up" Encouragement Card

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"Hang in There, Bitch" Encouragement Card

"Hang in There, Bitch" Encouragement Card

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"After The Hardest Flop Comes The Biggest Slay" Encouragement Card

"After The Hardest Flop Comes The Biggest Slay" Encouragement Card

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"I Like You a Lot Better Now You're Off the Gear" Congratulations Card

"I Like You a Lot Better Now You're Off the Gear" Congratulations Card

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"This Marks The End of Your Flop Era" Greeting Card

"This Marks The End of Your Flop Era" Greeting Card

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"Some Would Say You're a Hero" Encouragement Card

"Some Would Say You're a Hero" Encouragement Card

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"Luck is for Losers" Encouragement Card

"Luck is for Losers" Encouragement Card

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"Way to Go, It's Your Last Chemo" Encouragement Card

"Way to Go, It's Your Last Chemo" Encouragement Card

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"You've Survived Worse on a Night Out" Get Well Card

"You've Survived Worse on a Night Out" Get Well Card

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"That's the Way It's Gonna Be, Little Darlin'" Encouragement Card

"That's the Way It's Gonna Be, Little Darlin'" Encouragement Card

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"Trust Your Gut. Lord Knows There's A Lot of It." Encouragement Card

"Trust Your Gut. Lord Knows There's A Lot of It." Encouragement Card

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"Get Confident, Stupid" Encouragement Card

"Get Confident, Stupid" Encouragement Card

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"It's Time to Step Your Pussy Up" Encouragement Card

"It's Time to Step Your Pussy Up" Encouragement Card

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"Good Luck With Whatever It Is You're Doing" Encouragement Card

"Good Luck With Whatever It Is You're Doing" Encouragement Card

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"Just Remember, First Place is Second Loser" Encouragement Card

"Just Remember, First Place is Second Loser" Encouragement Card

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"Pour Yourself a Drink, Put On Some Lipstick" Encouragement Card

"Pour Yourself a Drink, Put On Some Lipstick" Encouragement Card

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"An Attempt Was Made" Encouragement Card

"An Attempt Was Made" Encouragement Card

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"Hang in There, Cunt" Encouragement Card

"Hang in There, Cunt" Encouragement Card

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"I've Got Your Back, Just Let Me Wax It First" Encouragement Card

"I've Got Your Back, Just Let Me Wax It First" Encouragement Card

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"Cause You Had a Bad Day" Encouragement Card

"Cause You Had a Bad Day" Encouragement Card

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