on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Namaste Cunts" Pin Badge

"Namaste Cunts" Pin Badge

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"Sounds Gay, I'm In" Pin Badge

"Sounds Gay, I'm In" Pin Badge

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"Birthday Person" Pin Badge

"Birthday Person" Pin Badge

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"Merry Fucking Christmas" Pin Badge

"Merry Fucking Christmas" Pin Badge

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Christmas Gift Label Stickers Series 2 - 20 Pack

Christmas Gift Label Stickers Series 2 - 20 Pack

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"I'm From the 1900s" Fridge Magnet

"I'm From the 1900s" Fridge Magnet

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"Namaste Cunts" Fridge Magnet

"Namaste Cunts" Fridge Magnet

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"I Said Love, I Said Pet" Fridge Magnet

"I Said Love, I Said Pet" Fridge Magnet

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"I'd Totally Give You a Blowie Behind the Bike Racks" Valentines Card

"I'd Totally Give You a Blowie Behind the Bike Racks" Valentines Card

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"Let's Grow Old and Belligerent Together" Valentines Card

"Let's Grow Old and Belligerent Together" Valentines Card

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"You're __. Time to Grow the Fuck Up" Birthday Card

"You're __. Time to Grow the Fuck Up" Birthday Card

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"To My Second Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

"To My Second Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

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"Mum Couldn't Have Divorced a Better Guy" Father's Day Card

"Mum Couldn't Have Divorced a Better Guy" Father's Day Card

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"Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card

"Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card

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"I Solemnly Swear I Am Up to No Good" Pin Badge

"I Solemnly Swear I Am Up to No Good" Pin Badge

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"Fanks" Thank You Card

"Fanks" Thank You Card

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"Dog Mum" Fridge Magnet

"Dog Mum" Fridge Magnet

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"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your OnlyFans" Birthday Card

"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your OnlyFans" Birthday Card

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"You're Pretty Fly For a White Guy" Valentines Card

"You're Pretty Fly For a White Guy" Valentines Card

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"Happy Birthday You Millennial Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Millennial Piece of Shit" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Hairy Upper Lip" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Hairy Upper Lip" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Willy Bum" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Willy Bum" Birthday Card

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"To My Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

"To My Favourite Twin" Birthday Card

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"Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come" Pin Badge

"Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come" Pin Badge

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"Prefers the Company of Cats" Pin Badge

"Prefers the Company of Cats" Pin Badge

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"Have a Fucking Spectacular Christmas" Christmas Card

"Have a Fucking Spectacular Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Merry (and I Cannot Stress This Enough) Christmas" Christmas Card

"Merry (and I Cannot Stress This Enough) Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Needs Salt" Fridge Magnet

"Needs Salt" Fridge Magnet

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"I've Tried Nothing and I'm All Out of Ideas" Fridge Magnet

"I've Tried Nothing and I'm All Out of Ideas" Fridge Magnet

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"Gay" Fridge Magnet

"Gay" Fridge Magnet

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"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Cranky Old Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Now Who's Going to Do My Job for Me?" Farewell Card

"Now Who's Going to Do My Job for Me?" Farewell Card

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"Til Suspicious Death Do Us Part" Valentines Card

"Til Suspicious Death Do Us Part" Valentines Card

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"'Tis The Season To Get Jolly Well Fucked Up" Christmas Card

"'Tis The Season To Get Jolly Well Fucked Up" Christmas Card

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"It's Not a Dad Bod, It's a Father Figure" Father's Day Card

"It's Not a Dad Bod, It's a Father Figure" Father's Day Card

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"Off You Fuck" Farewell Card

"Off You Fuck" Farewell Card

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"Happy Birthday Fuckwit" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fuckwit" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday Fat Cunt" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Fat Cunt" Birthday Card

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"Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card

"Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card

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"Merry Christmas Bitches" Pin Badge

"Merry Christmas Bitches" Pin Badge

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"It's My Birthday, Buy Me a Drink" Extra Large Pin Badge
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"It's My Birthday, Buy Me a Drink" Extra Large Pin Badge

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"If Everyone Was Like You, I'd Go Outside a Lot More" Thank You Card

"If Everyone Was Like You, I'd Go Outside a Lot More" Thank You Card

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"Daddy" Fridge Magnet

"Daddy" Fridge Magnet

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"Our Trauma Bond Means Everything To Me" Friendship Card

"Our Trauma Bond Means Everything To Me" Friendship Card

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"Merry Christmas You Festive Fuckhead" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas You Festive Fuckhead" Christmas Card

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"I Got a Sickness For Your Thiccness" Valentines Card

"I Got a Sickness For Your Thiccness" Valentines Card

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"Mind the Age Gap" Valentines Card

"Mind the Age Gap" Valentines Card

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"You Look Like I Need Another Drink" Pin Badge

"You Look Like I Need Another Drink" Pin Badge

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"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Fridge Magnet

"Happy Wife, Happy Life" Fridge Magnet

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"That's Great, Tell Me Less" Fridge Magnet

"That's Great, Tell Me Less" Fridge Magnet

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