on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"Don't Blame Christmas, You Were Fat in September" Christmas Card

"Don't Blame Christmas, You Were Fat in September" Christmas Card

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"I Hope You Enjoy My Christmas Presence" Christmas Card

"I Hope You Enjoy My Christmas Presence" Christmas Card

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"One Ring to Rule Them All" Engagement Card

"One Ring to Rule Them All" Engagement Card

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"To You and Your Impressive Beard" Birthday Card

"To You and Your Impressive Beard" Birthday Card

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"Super Chill Chick With No Anxiety Whatsoever" Pin Badge

"Super Chill Chick With No Anxiety Whatsoever" Pin Badge

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"You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card

"You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card

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"'Tis The Season To Do Molly" Christmas Card

"'Tis The Season To Do Molly" Christmas Card

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"I Deleted Tinder For You" Valentines Card

"I Deleted Tinder For You" Valentines Card

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"Name a Better Friendship Than Us" Friendship Card

"Name a Better Friendship Than Us" Friendship Card

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"Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card

"Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card

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"Merry Christmas You Grinchy Bitch" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas You Grinchy Bitch" Christmas Card

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"I've Been Learning a Bit of Spanish for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"I've Been Learning a Bit of Spanish for Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Milf" Mother's Day Card

"I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Milf" Mother's Day Card

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"Reuse The Wrapping Paper" Christmas Card

"Reuse The Wrapping Paper" Christmas Card

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"Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card

"Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card

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"I Wish You a Birthday" Birthday Card

"I Wish You a Birthday" Birthday Card

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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Animal" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday You Filthy Animal" Birthday Card

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"It's Too Peopley Outside Today" Pin Badge

"It's Too Peopley Outside Today" Pin Badge

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"Cunt" Fridge Magnet

"Cunt" Fridge Magnet

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"Mandatory" Christmas Card

"Mandatory" Christmas Card

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"Silently Correcting Your Grammar" Fridge Magnet

"Silently Correcting Your Grammar" Fridge Magnet

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"I Will Eat Your Pickle if You Don't Want It" Fridge Magnet

"I Will Eat Your Pickle if You Don't Want It" Fridge Magnet

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"Heading to Rock Bottom, Need Anything?" Fridge Magnet

"Heading to Rock Bottom, Need Anything?" Fridge Magnet

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"I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Dog" Greeting Card

"I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Dog" Greeting Card

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"__ and Fresh Outta Fucks" Birthday Card

"__ and Fresh Outta Fucks" Birthday Card

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"Some Wear Crocs In Sport Mode" Father's Day Card

"Some Wear Crocs In Sport Mode" Father's Day Card

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"You're the Duck's Nuts" Thank You Card

"You're the Duck's Nuts" Thank You Card

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"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Encouragement Card

"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Encouragement Card

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"Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card

"Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card

5.0 (1)

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"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Pin Badge

"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Pin Badge

$4.50

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"#1 Mum" Pin Badge

"#1 Mum" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Jesus Has Risen, Cunts" Christmas Card

"Jesus Has Risen, Cunts" Christmas Card

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"Ew, David" Fridge Magnet

"Ew, David" Fridge Magnet

5.0 (1)

$4.60

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"Left-Handed People Need to Grow Up" Fridge Magnet

"Left-Handed People Need to Grow Up" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

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"Best Dad in the Whole Wide House" Father's Day Card

"Best Dad in the Whole Wide House" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"From Your Handsome Boy" Mother's Day Card

"From Your Handsome Boy" Mother's Day Card

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"Holy Shit I'm Tired, Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

"Holy Shit I'm Tired, Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

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"Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card

"Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card

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"Happy Mother's Day From Your Furbaby" Mother's Day Card

"Happy Mother's Day From Your Furbaby" Mother's Day Card

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"A Full Year of This Bullshit" Anniversary Card

"A Full Year of This Bullshit" Anniversary Card

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"Calm Down Cunts" Fridge Magnet

"Calm Down Cunts" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Coming Back After Getting the Milk" Father's Day Card

"Coming Back After Getting the Milk" Father's Day Card

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"Later, Traitor" Farewell Card

"Later, Traitor" Farewell Card

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"Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone" Fridge Magnet

"Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone" Fridge Magnet

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$4.60

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"Merry Christmas Cobber" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas Cobber" Christmas Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Big Tit Energy" Birthday Card

"Big Tit Energy" Birthday Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"I Thought We Were Getting Married But Okay..." Wedding Card

"I Thought We Were Getting Married But Okay..." Wedding Card

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"I Solemnly Swear We'll Get Up to No Good" Celebration Card

"I Solemnly Swear We'll Get Up to No Good" Celebration Card

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"You're Getting Menopause" Birthday Card

"You're Getting Menopause" Birthday Card

5.0 (1)

$6.99

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"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card

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