on a break in Europe. all orders ship from February 2027.

we’re closed. (sort of.)

After 7 long years, we’re taking a proper break. Right now I’m sitting on a beach somewhere in Europe and I’m not coming back for a while.

Please don’t order expecting it to arrive soon. But if you still want to order and keep supporting us, we’d love that. Just know nothing ships until February 2027, so it won’t arrive in time for Christmas.

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"The Largest Font I Could Find" Mother's Day Card

"The Largest Font I Could Find" Mother's Day Card

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"I Would Take a Bullet for You, Probably in the Leg" Valentines Card

"I Would Take a Bullet for You, Probably in the Leg" Valentines Card

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$6.99

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"Merry Christmas You Sexy Bitch" Christmas Card

"Merry Christmas You Sexy Bitch" Christmas Card

$6.99

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"You're Terrible, Muriel" Fridge Magnet

"You're Terrible, Muriel" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

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"Better Late Than Ugly" Fridge Magnet

"Better Late Than Ugly" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

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"This Dilf Needs His Milf" Mother's Day Card

"This Dilf Needs His Milf" Mother's Day Card

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"I Jizzed In My Pants" Valentines Card

"I Jizzed In My Pants" Valentines Card

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"I'm Taking a Plant Cutting On My Way Out" Birthday Card

"I'm Taking a Plant Cutting On My Way Out" Birthday Card

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"Being a Teacher is Fucking Hard" Thank You Card

"Being a Teacher is Fucking Hard" Thank You Card

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"I Love You More Than The Scooby Doo Spooky Coaster" Valentines Card

"I Love You More Than The Scooby Doo Spooky Coaster" Valentines Card

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"Hmmm ... Not Everything Gets Better With Age" Birthday Card

"Hmmm ... Not Everything Gets Better With Age" Birthday Card

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"Get A Better Attitude For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

"Get A Better Attitude For Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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"I Want You On Top Of My Tree" Christmas Card

"I Want You On Top Of My Tree" Christmas Card

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"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card

"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card

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"I Came for the Cake" Pin Badge

"I Came for the Cake" Pin Badge

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"Jolly as Fuck" Pin Badge

"Jolly as Fuck" Pin Badge

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$4.50

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"All Oopsies, No Daisies" Fridge Magnet

"All Oopsies, No Daisies" Fridge Magnet

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$4.60

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"You're Easily My Favourite Lesbian" Valentines Card

"You're Easily My Favourite Lesbian" Valentines Card

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"Some Forced Family Fun" Christmas Card

"Some Forced Family Fun" Christmas Card

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"Christmasy is My Second Favourite 'C Word' to Describe You" Christmas Card

"Christmasy is My Second Favourite 'C Word' to Describe You" Christmas Card

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"Silly Goose" Fridge Magnet

"Silly Goose" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Don't Be a Little Bitch Today" Fridge Magnet

"Don't Be a Little Bitch Today" Fridge Magnet

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"Shut Your Whore Mouth" Fridge Magnet

"Shut Your Whore Mouth" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"World's Greatest Dog Mum" Mother's Day Card

"World's Greatest Dog Mum" Mother's Day Card

$6.99

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"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card

"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card

$6.99

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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Crap Immune System" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday To You and Your Crap Immune System" Birthday Card

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"Holy Shit You Got Old" Birthday Card

"Holy Shit You Got Old" Birthday Card

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"You're 18 and Officially Not Our Problem Anymore" Birthday Card

"You're 18 and Officially Not Our Problem Anymore" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"Happy Mother's Day You Big Slut" Mother's Day Card

"Happy Mother's Day You Big Slut" Mother's Day Card

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$6.99

$6.99

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"Merry Litmas" Christmas Card

"Merry Litmas" Christmas Card

$6.99

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"Happy Birthday Bird Turd" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday Bird Turd" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"Thanks a Bunch" Thank You Card

"Thanks a Bunch" Thank You Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Adolescent Years" Greeting Card

"Adolescent Years" Greeting Card

$6.99

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"Horny" Pin Badge

"Horny" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Yeah, Nah" Pin Badge

"Yeah, Nah" Pin Badge

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$4.50

$4.50

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"Sashay Away" Fridge Magnet

"Sashay Away" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Fuck Off" Fridge Magnet

"Fuck Off" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"What a Mighty Good Man" Father's Day Card

"What a Mighty Good Man" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"It's a Shame We Met on Grindr" Valentines Card

"It's a Shame We Met on Grindr" Valentines Card

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$6.99

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"Happy Birthday M'Lady" Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday M'Lady" Birthday Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Designated Adult" Pin Badge

"Designated Adult" Pin Badge

$4.50

$4.50

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"Sorry About Your Other Child" Father's Day Card

"Sorry About Your Other Child" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"Your Birthday Suit is in Need of an Iron" Birthday Card

"Your Birthday Suit is in Need of an Iron" Birthday Card

$6.99

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"Fresh Outta Fucks" Fridge Magnet

"Fresh Outta Fucks" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Ask Me About My Dog" Fridge Magnet

"Ask Me About My Dog" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Does Not Spark Joy" Fridge Magnet

"Does Not Spark Joy" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"Garlic Bread Isn't a Meal" Fridge Magnet

"Garlic Bread Isn't a Meal" Fridge Magnet

$4.60

$4.60

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"To You and Your Snoring Problem" Father's Day Card

"To You and Your Snoring Problem" Father's Day Card

$6.99

$6.99

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"I Used To Live In Your Balls" Father's Day Card

"I Used To Live In Your Balls" Father's Day Card

$6.99

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"Will You Brie Mine?" Valentines Card

"Will You Brie Mine?" Valentines Card

$6.99

$6.99

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