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Our newest addition to the Greetings From Hell family. Elegant, sophisticated and inspirational are a few words I wouldn't use to describe our prints, but they are colourful and hilarious.
Australia's Most Popular Online Greeting Cards Store
Greetings From Hell offers a wide selection of high-quality greetings cards, pin badges, magnets and t-shirts for every occasion. From birthday cards, wedding cards to greeting cards and everything in between, we have the perfect gift for your needs. Our product range is made with premium materials and comes with fast shipping, so you can send the perfect greeting to your loved ones no matter where you are. Plus, with our wide range of customisation options, you can add a personal touch to make it truly one-of-a-kind greeting. Shop now and brighten someone's day with a greeting card or other gift from our online store.
valentine's day cards.
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"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card
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"Shit, Turns Out I Like You More Than I Planned" Valentines Card
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"I Fucking Love Us" Valentines Card
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"So Fucken Dead Set On You Hey" Valentines Card
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"All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card
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"I Licked You, So You Are Mine" Valentines Card
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"There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card
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"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card
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"I'm Coming to the Cottage" Valentines Card
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"We Have a Lot of Missionary Work to Do" Valentines Card
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"You Really Activate My Cuteness Aggression" Valentines Card
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"My Girl Weiner is So Hard Right Now" Valentines Card
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"Since We're Both Here, We Might As Well..." Valentines Card
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"I'm So Glad I Judged a Book By Its Cover" Valentines Card
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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Valentines Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Valentines Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Wife" Valentines Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Husband" Valentines Card
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"Trying to Get a Load of This Guy" Valentines Card
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"I Love You With Some of My Heart" Valentines Card
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"It's Always Business Doing a Pleasure With You" Valentines Card
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"Be Still, My Beating Vagina" Valentines Card
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greeting cards.
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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
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"I'm Coming to the Cottage" Valentines Card
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"World's Okayest Sister" Greeting Card
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"World's Okayest Brother" Greeting Card
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"For Tax Purposes, You Are My Business Associate" Greeting Card
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"Happy, Bottom Text" Greeting Card
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"I Got You a Gift, But It's Stupid" Greeting Card
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"Holy Shit, You're Still Alive" Birthday Card
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"Steamed Hams" Birthday Card
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extra large greeting cards.
"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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stickers & gift labels.
Christmas Gift Label Stickers Series 2 - 20 Pack
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Gold Achievement Star Stickers - 32 Pack
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Christmas Gift Label Stickers Series 1 - 20 Pack
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Birthday Gift Label Stickers Series 1 - 20 Pack
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Birthday Gift Label Stickers Series 2 - 20 Pack
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If your card arrives damaged, let us know and we’ll send a replacement with express postage – for FREE!
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pin badges.
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"It's My Birthday, Bitches" Pin Badge
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"Sounds Like a You Problem" Pin Badge
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"It's My Birthday, Cunts" Pin Badge
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"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Pin Badge
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"Rizz 'Em With Your 'Tism" Pin Badge
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"I'm From the 1900s" Pin Badge
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"You Just Lost the Game" Pin Badge
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"Don't Kill Yourself, Your So Sexy" Pin Badge
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"Kim, There's People That Are Dying" Pin Badge
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"George Glass" Pin Badge
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"Can Dish, Can't Take" Pin Badge
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"Sexy at Sixty" Pin Badge
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"She'll Be Right" Pin Badge
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fridge magnets.
"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Fridge Magnet
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"Don't Be a Cunt Today" Fridge Magnet
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"Drink Water, Bitch" Fridge Magnet
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"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Fridge Magnet
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"Woke Up Awesome Again" Fridge Magnet
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"Let Me Overthink About It" Fridge Magnet
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"Yeah, Nah" Fridge Magnet
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"Rizz 'Em With Your 'Tism" Fridge Magnet
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"Y'all Ever Gay?" Square Fridge Magnet
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"Water Your Plants" Square Fridge Magnet
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"Spread Vegemite, Not Hate" Square Fridge Magnet
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"Due To Not Wanting To, I Will Not Be" Square Fridge Magnet
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"Went To Therapy, All Fixed" Square Fridge Magnet
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"This Couldn't Possibly All Work Out, Could It?" Square Fridge Magnet
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"Stay Toxic Queen" Square Fridge Magnet
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"Can I Go Home and Read Now?" Square Fridge Magnet
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"Yes, I Am High Maintenance" Art Print
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"Not Here To Fuck Spiders" Art Print
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"Please Leave By 9pm" Art Print
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"We Never Ever Use The Big Light" Art Print
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"C'est La Vie Cunt" Art Print
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"Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone" Art Print
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REVIEWS
what our customers are saying about us (to our faces).
My go to cards always.
Wonderful stuff! Great quality card, hilarious and prompt delivery. I’ll be back to order more cards!
Hilarious ... gave this to my boss for his birthday, he laughed and was only a little bit offended :) :)
As a member of a Cheer Up No Troubles Society (CUNTS) I highly recommend these badges to other like minded people. 5 stars!
Great product and fast shipment, great communication.
LOVE these products - Fast shipping, good quality, and every recipient almost falls off their chair laughing. Funny, professional and full of good cheer. Stocking up for the coming year!