GREETING CARDS
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SHIPPING
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ART PRINTS
words for your walls.
Our newest addition to the Greetings From Hell family. Elegant, sophisticated and inspirational are a few words I wouldn't use to describe our prints, but they are colourful and hilarious.
Australia's Most Popular Online Greeting Cards Store
Greetings From Hell offers a wide selection of high-quality greetings cards, pin badges, magnets and t-shirts for every occasion. From birthday cards, wedding cards to greeting cards and everything in between, we have the perfect gift for your needs. Our product range is made with premium materials and comes with fast shipping, so you can send the perfect greeting to your loved ones no matter where you are. Plus, with our wide range of customisation options, you can add a personal touch to make it truly one-of-a-kind greeting. Shop now and brighten someone's day with a greeting card or other gift from our online store.
OVER 1000...
greeting cards.
Tell them how you really feel with our range of cards for every occasion.
OVER 800...
pin badges.
Poke some fun at yourself and your mates with our assortment of pin badges.
OVER 500...
magnets.
Need a rude reminder? Get stuck into our variety of colourful magnets.
OVER 70...
art prints.
Add a pop of colour to your favourite space or give one as a hilarious gift.
greeting cards.
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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
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"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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"With The Warmest Moistest Regards" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"You're Fucking Awesome" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"We Finally Found a Card As Big As Your Ego" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Who's Going To Do All The Work For Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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shop by occasion.
shop by holiday.
shop for that special someone.
extra large greeting cards.
"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Please Don't Leave Us With These Idiots" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"The Legend Is Leaving The Building" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"We Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card
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If your card arrives damaged, let us know and we’ll send a replacement with express postage – for FREE!
Need to stock up? Get FREE shipping on your order of $50 or more! (Excludes T-Shirts)
Oh no! They didn't love your card? If your card didn't make their day, let us know and your next card is FREE!
pin badges.
"It's My Birthday Bitches" Pin Badge
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"Sounds Like a You Problem" Pin Badge
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"It's My Birthday Cunts" Pin Badge
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"Shit Cunt" Pin Badge
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"Tinsel Tits" Pin Badge
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"Ho Ho Holding It Together" Pin Badge
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fridge magnets.
"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Fridge Magnet
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"Don't Be a Cunt Today" Fridge Magnet
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"Drink Water, Bitch" Fridge Magnet
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"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Fridge Magnet
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"Yeah, Nah" Fridge Magnet
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"Massive Cunt" Fridge Magnet
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"Woke Up Awesome Again" Fridge Magnet
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"Live Fast, Eat Ass" Fridge Magnet
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"Don't Bite the Hand That Fingers You" Fridge Magnet
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"I Need to Pee" Fridge Magnet
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"Stop It. Get Some Help." Fridge Magnet
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"Former Gifted Child" Fridge Magnet
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"Funny Bugger" Fridge Magnet
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"Baddie" Fridge Magnet
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"I'm the Problem, It's Me" Fridge Magnet
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"This is Why I Don't Leave the House" Fridge Magnet
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"Please Leave By 9pm" Art Print
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"Yes, I Am High Maintenance" Art Print
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"C'est La Vie Cunt" Art Print
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"Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone" Art Print
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"Not Here To Fuck Spiders" Art Print
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"Please Don't Do Coke In Here" Art Print
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REVIEWS
what our customers are saying about us (to our faces).
My go to cards always.
Wonderful stuff! Great quality card, hilarious and prompt delivery. I’ll be back to order more cards!
Hilarious ... gave this to my boss for his birthday, he laughed and was only a little bit offended :) :)
As a member of a Cheer Up No Troubles Society (CUNTS) I highly recommend these badges to other like minded people. 5 stars!
Great product and fast shipment, great communication.
LOVE these products - Fast shipping, good quality, and every recipient almost falls off their chair laughing. Funny, professional and full of good cheer. Stocking up for the coming year!