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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Sorry You Weren't Able To Thrive In This Fast-Paced Environment" Farewell Card

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    "I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Milf" Mother's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday Ya Gronk" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Ya Gronk" Birthday Card

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    "Your Body Is Officially Out of it's Warranty Period" Birthday Card

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    "Don't Blame Christmas, You Were Fat in September" Christmas Card

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    "I Hope You Enjoy My Christmas Presence" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Father's Day From Your Favourite Child" Father's Day Card

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    "Never Leave Me, Cause I'll Find You" Valentines Card

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    "To You and Your Micropenis" Birthday Card

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    "We All Appreciate The Shit Out Of You" Extra Large Thank You Card
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    "Merry Christmas You Grinchy Bitch" Christmas Card

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    "Thanks for Being the World's Goodest Teacher" Thank You Card

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    "From Your Handsome Boy" Mother's Day Card

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    "Do You Need Head?" Valentines Card

    "Do You Need Head?" Valentines Card

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    "Reuse The Wrapping Paper" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Father's Day You Old Cunt" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Mother's Day From Your Furbaby" Mother's Day Card

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    "Top Of The Pops" Father's Day Card

    "Top Of The Pops" Father's Day Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Smutty Romance Book" Greeting Card

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    "Best Bonus Dad Ever" Father's Day Card

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    "You Are a Father. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Father's Day Card

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    "You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Low Iron Levels" Birthday Card

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    "Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card

    "Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card

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    "Thanks and Shit" Thank You Card

    "Thanks and Shit" Thank You Card

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    "Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card

    "Two Mums Are Better Than One" Mother's Day Card

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    "Mandatory" Christmas Card

    "Mandatory" Christmas Card

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    "Jesus Has Risen, Cunts" Christmas Card

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    "Serving This Much Cunt? At Your Age?" Birthday Card

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    "You're Not a Housewife, You're a Hornbag" Greeting Card

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    "This Calls For a Line of Coke" Congratulations Card

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    "Holy Shit I'm Tired, Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "One Ring To Rule Them All" Engagement Card

    "One Ring To Rule Them All" Engagement Card

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    "Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card

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    "Name a Better Friendship Than Us" Friendship Card

    "Name a Better Friendship Than Us" Friendship Card

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    "You're __. Time to Grow the Fuck Up" Birthday Card

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    "Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card

    "Thanks For Knocking Up Mum" Father's Day Card

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    "Dumbledore Said Calmly" Birthday Card

    "Dumbledore Said Calmly" Birthday Card

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    "To You and Your Vape Addiction" Birthday Card

    "To You and Your Vape Addiction" Birthday Card

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    "Some Wear Crocs In Sport Mode" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday in an Irish Accent" Birthday Card

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    "Merry Christmas Cobber" Christmas Card

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    "'Tis The Season To Do Molly" Christmas Card

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    "What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Encouragement Card

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    "I Wish You a Birthday" Birthday Card

    "I Wish You a Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Filthy Animal" Birthday Card

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    "The Largest Font I Could Find" Birthday Card

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    "I'd Totally Give You a Blowie Behind the Bike Racks" Valentines Card

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    "__ and Still a Badass Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "You're the Duck's Nuts" Thank You Card

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