Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Happy Birthday Mate" Birthday Card
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"To You and Your Impressive Beard" Birthday Card
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"10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card
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"Maybe You're Born With It, Maybe It’s ADHD" Birthday Card
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"Your Body Is Officially Out of it's Warranty Period" Birthday Card
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"I Deleted Tinder For You" Valentines Card
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"Top Of The Pops" Father's Day Card
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"Never Leave Me, Cause I'll Find You" Valentines Card
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"To Me, You Are a Cunt" Christmas Card
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"You Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins" Christmas Card
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"Thanks for Being the World's Goodest Teacher" Thank You Card
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"Happy Birthday in an Irish Accent" Birthday Card
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"I Wish My Friends Would Stop Calling You a Milf" Mother's Day Card
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"Clothes Are 100% Off Tonight" Valentines Card
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"This Calls For a Line of Coke" Congratulations Card
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"I Hope You Enjoy My Christmas Presence" Christmas Card
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"Thanks and Shit" Thank You Card
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"Do You Need Head?" Valentines Card
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"You're 30 Today? *Gay Gasp*" Birthday Card
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"__ and Still a Badass Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Don't Blame Christmas, You Were Fat in September" Christmas Card
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"Ew, You Guys Did It" Newborn Card
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"Merry Christmas You Grinchy Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Best Bonus Dad Ever" Father's Day Card
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"From Your Handsome Boy" Mother's Day Card
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"You Are a Father. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Father's Day Card
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"Reuse The Wrapping Paper" Christmas Card
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"Happy Mother's Day From Your Furbaby" Mother's Day Card
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"I Wish You a Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Filthy Animal" Birthday Card
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"Acceptable to Give You a Shit Drawing as a Present" Greeting Card
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"Mandatory" Christmas Card
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"Holy Shit I'm Tired, Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Nobody Likes You When You're 24 Either" Birthday Card
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"A Full Year of This Bullshit" Anniversary Card
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"Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card
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"Jesus Has Risen, Cunts" Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmas Cobber" Christmas Card
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"'Tis The Season To Do Molly" Christmas Card
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