Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Happy Birthday Nerd" Birthday Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time on It" Father's Day Card
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"Merry (and I Cannot Stress This Enough) Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Best Dad in the Whole Wide House" Father's Day Card
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"You've Always Been Like a Mother to Me" Mother's Day Card
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"Let's Get Through This Christmas Bullshit" Christmas Card
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"Congrats on Your New Shit Machine" Newborn Card
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"You're Lucky I Even Turned Up" Greeting Card
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"Thanks for Ignoring All My Red Flags" Valentines Card
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"Our Trauma Bond Means Everything To Me" Friendship Card
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"This Dilf Needs His Milf" Mother's Day Card
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"Congrats on the Baby, Your Boobs Look Great" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday Fuckface" Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Having An Open Bar" Wedding Card
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"I Want You On Top Of My Tree" Christmas Card
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"Let's Get Fucking Christmasy" Christmas Card
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"It's All Downhill From Here" Greeting Card
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"Nothing For You Whore" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Sweetie Darling" Birthday Card
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"Happy Easter You Hot Cross Cunt" Easter Card
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"Merry Cost of Living Crisis" Christmas Card
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"World's Greatest Dog Mum" Mother's Day Card
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"You Make My Chasm Spasm" Valentines Card
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"I Jizzed In My Pants" Valentines Card
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"I Love You More Than The Scooby Doo Spooky Coaster" Valentines Card
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"Hmmm ... Not Everything Gets Better With Age" Birthday Card
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"Let's Get On the Naughty List" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Bird Turd" Birthday Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday to my Favourite Nephew" Birthday Card
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"Being a Teacher is Fucking Hard" Thank You Card
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"Holy Shit You Got Old" Birthday Card
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"Get A Better Attitude For Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Adolescent Years" Greeting Card
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"You Leaving Was Not on My Vision Board" Farewell Card
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"Merry Christmas You Sexy Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Had a Breakdown, Bon Appétit" Birthday Card
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"Sorry About Your Other Daughter" Father's Day Card
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"You're Gonna Make The Best Dilf" Newborn Card
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"I Love You, Yes Homo" Valentines Card
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"Merry Litmas" Christmas Card
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