Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Big Tit Energy" Birthday Card
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"I Solemnly Swear We'll Get Up To No Good" Celebration Card
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"I Got You a Thing" Greeting Card
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"Maybe You're Born With It, Maybe It’s ADHD" Birthday Card
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"Til Suspicious Death Do Us Part" Valentines Card
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"Mind the Age Gap" Valentines Card
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"You're Pretty Fly For a White Guy" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Hairy Upper Lip" Birthday Card
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"A Full Year of This Bullshit" Anniversary Card
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"Contraception Was Never Your Strong Point" Newborn Card
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"I Know This Is Going To Make Your Day Infinitely More Stressful" Valentines Card
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"I Got a Sickness For Your Thiccness" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Willy Bum" Birthday Card
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"10/10 Wife. Would Marry Again." Greeting Card
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"Wait Until You See Your Care Home" Greeting Card
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"Merry Christmas You Festive Fuckhead" Christmas Card
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"'Tis The Season To Get Jolly Well Fucked Up" Christmas Card
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"You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf" Christmas Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day Bitch" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday You Millennial Piece of Shit" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Fat Cunt" Birthday Card
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"To My Second Favourite Twin" Birthday Card
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"Mum Couldn't Have Divorced a Better Guy" Father's Day Card
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"Merry Christmas You Silly Goose" Christmas Card
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"Have a Fucking Spectacular Christmas" Christmas Card
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"I've Been Learning a Bit of Spanish for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Fanks" Thank You Card
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"I Wish You Loved Me as Much as the Dog" Greeting Card
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"Now Who's Going To Do My Job For Me" Farewell Card
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"Now Gimme That Tit" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Fuckwit" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Hoe" Birthday Card
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"Later Traitor" Farewell Card
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"Merry (and I Cannot Stress This Enough) Christmas" Christmas Card
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"You've Always Been Like a Mother to Me" Mother's Day Card
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"Are We Going to Look at Christmas Lights?" Christmas Card
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"I Thought We Were Getting Married But Okay..." Wedding Card
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"Let's Grow Old and Belligerent Together" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Nutsack" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Nerd" Birthday Card
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"This Dilf Needs His Milf" Mother's Day Card
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"I Won't Tell Anyone About Your OnlyFans" Birthday Card
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"Let's Get Through This Christmas Bullshit" Christmas Card
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"It's Not a Dad Bod, It's a Father Figure" Father's Day Card
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