Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Big Dick Energy" Birthday Card
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"You're Going The Right Way For a Smacked Bottom" Valentines Card
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"__ Years of Awesome" Birthday Card
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"The Planet's Fucked But Merry Christmas I Guess" Christmas Card
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"Two Brides Are Better Than One" Wedding Card
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"Cool Wedding" Wedding Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Newly Discovered Autism" Birthday Card
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"Cheese, Napping & You" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To My Work Wife" Birthday Card
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"I Wanna Binge on Your Minge" Valentines Card
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"Spirits Of Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmas Bitch" Christmas Card
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"Born On International Little Bitch Day" Birthday Card
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"Nigerian Prince" Mother's Day Card
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"Dashin' Through The Merlot" Christmas Card
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"Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card
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"Probably Think This Card Is About You" Greeting Card
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"They're Called Stepdads Because They Step The Fuck Up" Father's Day Card
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"Merry Christmas You Grinchy Motherfucker" Christmas Card
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"I Love You And Your Big ... Personality" Valentines Card
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"You've Reproduced" Newborn Card
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"This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card
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"Cunt's Fucked, But Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy __ Something" Birthday Card
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"Fight Like a Married Couple For Reals" Engagement Card
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"To You and Your Impressive Beard" Birthday Card
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"Birth is a Curse and Existence is a Prison" Birthday Card
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"I Deleted Tinder For You" Valentines Card
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"Money is Short, Times are Hard" Christmas Card
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"To Me, You Are a Cunt" Christmas Card
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"You Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins" Christmas Card
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"Start Your Birthday Off With a Dicken's Cider" Birthday Card
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"Clothes Are 100% Off Tonight" Valentines Card
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"Fa La La La La La Fuck" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Old Fart" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Mate" Birthday Card
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"Thanks for Being a Fucking Delight" Thank You Card
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