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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "The Planet's Fucked But Merry Christmas I Guess" Christmas Card

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    "Cool Wedding" Wedding Card

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    "Fuck All From Santa" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday to You and Your Newly Discovered Autism" Birthday Card

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    "Cheese, Napping & You" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday To My Work Wife" Birthday Card

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    "I Wanna Binge on Your Minge" Valentines Card

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    "Fruit Cake Sucks Dick" Christmas Card

    "Fruit Cake Sucks Dick" Christmas Card

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    "Spirits Of Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Merry Christmas Bitch" Christmas Card

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    "Nigerian Prince" Mother's Day Card

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    "Dashin' Through The Merlot" Christmas Card

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    "Pull Out Game: Weak" Father's Day Card

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    "Probably Think This Card Is About You" Greeting Card

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    "I Bought You a Goat In Uganda" Birthday Card

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    "They're Called Stepdads Because They Step The Fuck Up" Father's Day Card

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    "Merry Christmas You Grinchy Motherfucker" Christmas Card

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    "I Love You And Your Big ... Personality" Valentines Card

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    "To You and Your Latest Chin" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday to My Passenger Princess" Birthday Card

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    "You've Reproduced" Newborn Card

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    "This Wedding Seems Kinda Gay" Wedding Card

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    "Cunt's Fucked, But Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Happy __ Something" Birthday Card

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    "Fight Like a Married Couple For Reals" Engagement Card

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    "Who's Going To Do All The Work For Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Whores" Christmas Card

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    "Two Grooms Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

    "Two Grooms Are Better Than One" Wedding Card

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    "Money is Short, Times are Hard" Christmas Card

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    "Adios Bitch" Farewell Card

    "Adios Bitch" Farewell Card

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    "To Me, You Are a Cunt" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday Mate" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Mate" Birthday Card

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    "Muchas Gracias" Thank You Card

    "Muchas Gracias" Thank You Card

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    "Thanks for Being a Fucking Delight" Thank You Card

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    "Happy Birthday *Cough* Cunt" Birthday Card

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