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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "I've Punched Blokes in the Mouth for Saying That" Birthday Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a New Pelvic Floor" Newborn Card

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    "If You Play Mariah Carey One More Time" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card

    "Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday in a Scottish Accent" Birthday Card

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    "Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Best Mum in the Whole Wide House" Mother's Day Card

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    "Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Little Bitches" Christmas Card

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    "I Hope You Like My Gift, No Worries If Not" Greeting Card

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    "You're My Cup of Tea" Valentines Card

    "You're My Cup of Tea" Valentines Card

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    "Merry Christmas (Taylor's Version)" Christmas Card

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    "Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card

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    "Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card

    "Let Me Guess, You're "Feeling 22"" Birthday Card

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    "As Per My Last Email, Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "You Better Jingle All The Way, Don't Half Ass It" Christmas Card

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    "Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card

    "Magnificent Bastard" Father's Day Card

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    "Merry Christmas You Christmasy Cunt" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Sick Mullet" Birthday Card

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    "Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

    "Shantay, You Stay" Anniversary Card

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    "I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card

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    "The Birth of Santa" Christmas Card

    "The Birth of Santa" Christmas Card

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    "Goodbye Tension. Hello Pension" Retirement Card

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    "At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old" Birthday Card

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    "Merry Christmas Cunt" Christmas Card

    "Merry Christmas Cunt" Christmas Card

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    "Would You Still Love Me if I Was a Worm?" Valentines Card

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    "Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card

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    "You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

    "You're a Mad Cunt" Greeting Card

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    "A Card From Your Son, Organised By Your Daughter In-Law" Father's Day Card

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    "No Birthday, Only Khlav Khalash" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card

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    "I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card

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    "People Do Less Time for Murder" Anniversary Card

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    "Sorry About Your Other Child" Mother's Day Card

    "Sorry About Your Other Child" Mother's Day Card

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    "I'm Yours Because You Deserve The Very Best" Valentines Card

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    "Sorry About Your Other Son" Mother's Day Card

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    "Sorry Your Birthday Is On a Monday" Birthday Card

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    "I'm The Best Thing To Ever Come Out of You" Mother's Day Card

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    "You Put The Fun in Dysfunctional" Greeting Card

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    "As Per My Last Email, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "You'll Do" Valentines Card

    "You'll Do" Valentines Card

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    "Ain't No Party Like An S-Club Party" Celebration Card

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    "What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card

    "What's For Dinner?" Greeting Card

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    "You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

    "You're Maturing Nicely" Birthday Card

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    "If You Were a Dog, You'd Be Dead" Birthday Card

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    "The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "The Legend Has Retired" Extra Large Farewell Card

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    "Feliz Navidaddy" Christmas Card

    "Feliz Navidaddy" Christmas Card

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    "The Only Thing Gayer Than You is a Unicorn Sucking Cock" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Milf's Day" Mother's Day Card

    "Happy Milf's Day" Mother's Day Card

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