Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card
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"Gorrll It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Boofhead" Birthday Card
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"A Card From Your Son, Organised By Your Daughter In-Law" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Dilf's Day" Father's Day Card
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"Thanks for Loving Me Unconditionally" Greeting Card
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"Merry Christmas (Taylor's Version)" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Sick Mullet" Birthday Card
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"I Hope You Like My Gift, No Worries If Not" Greeting Card
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"Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" Retirement Card
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"Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Little Bitches" Christmas Card
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"As Per My Last Email, Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
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"I'm Not on Meth or Dead" Father's Day Card
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"Would You Still Love Me if I Was a Worm?" Valentines Card
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"Merry Christmas You Christmasy Cunt" Christmas Card
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"The Birth of Santa" Christmas Card
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"At Least Your Jokes Never Get Old" Birthday Card
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"Your Bullshit Flawless Complexion" Birthday Card
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"People Do Less Time for Murder" Anniversary Card
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"Merry Christmas Cunt" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday Bro and/or Brah" Birthday Card
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"I Love You But Let's Not Make It Weird" Father's Day Card
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"No Birthday, Only Khlav Khalash" Birthday Card
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"If You Were a Dog, You'd Be Dead" Birthday Card
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"You Put The Fun in Dysfunctional" Greeting Card
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"Sorry Your Birthday Is On a Monday" Birthday Card
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"Sorry About Your Other Son" Mother's Day Card
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"I'm The Best Thing To Ever Come Out of You" Mother's Day Card
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"Ain't No Party Like An S-Club Party" Celebration Card
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"I'll Always Welcome You With Open Arms" Valentines Card
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"Feliz Navidaddy" Christmas Card
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