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    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Your Present Is Still In The Mail" Christmas Card

    "Your Present Is Still In The Mail" Christmas Card

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    "Peace, Love, Joy and All That Shit" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday from Pancake Number 2" Birthday Card

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    "I Got You This Card Because You Are Gay" Greeting Card

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    "It Was About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit" Farewell Card

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    "You Better Hope Santa Isn't Homophobic" Christmas Card

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    "Maybe You're Born With It, Maybe It’s Autism" Birthday Card

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    "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" Christmas Card

    "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" Christmas Card

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    "Make a Wish, Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "He Knows That You're a Cunt" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Unfinished Abortion" Birthday Card

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    "You're Gonna Make the Best Milf" Newborn Card

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    "Cram Your Fat Head Into a Paper Christmas Cracker Crown" Christmas Card

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    "Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card

    "Card Because Wedding" Wedding Card

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    "Repressed Childhood Trauma" Birthday Card

    "Repressed Childhood Trauma" Birthday Card

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    "See Inside For Further Details" Valentines Card

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    "You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card

    "You Shit Me To Tears, But I Love You" Valentines Card

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    "Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

    "Age Is Just a Number ... A Really Big Number" Birthday Card

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    "Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

    "Halfway to 100" Birthday Card

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    "Call NASA" Valentines Card

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    "Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

    "Young At Heart But Old Everywhere Else" Birthday Card

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    "With the Warmest, Moistest Regards" Thank You Card

    "With the Warmest, Moistest Regards" Thank You Card

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    "Cheers Cunt" Thank You Card

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    "Ew, You Had Sex With Dad" Mother's Day Card

    "Ew, You Had Sex With Dad" Mother's Day Card

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    "You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card

    "You're So Lucky You Met Me" Valentines Card

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