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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "I've Got a Big Lesbian Crush On You" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" Birthday Card

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    "You're Getting Dangerously Close To Beekeeping Age" Birthday Card

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    "I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

    "Oh You Were Born in November?" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Generic, Non-Offensive, Festive Event" Christmas Card

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    "You Levelled Up" Birthday Card

    "You Levelled Up" Birthday Card

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    "Tell Your Parents I'm a Huge Fan of Their Work" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Ranga" Birthday Card

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    "It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card

    "It's Actually Cerulean" Greeting Card

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    "Where's the Statue of Little Baby Joisus?" Christmas Card

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    "Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

    "Nobody Likes You When You're 23" Birthday Card

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    "Have a Fucking Spectacular Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Lover" Birthday Card

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    "I'm So Freaking Proud of You" Congratulations Card

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    "You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card

    "You're Here, You're Queer" Birthday Card

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    "I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card

    "I Love You With All My Dick" Valentines Card

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    "Stop Dreaming of a White Christmas, That's Racist" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Impressive Rig" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday to You and Your 12 Inch Cock" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Darl" Birthday Card

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    "Jurassic Park" Wedding Card

    "Jurassic Park" Wedding Card

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    "You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card

    "You Can't Buy This at Kmart" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday Sexy Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

    "OMG, You're Like 100" Birthday Card

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    "Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Vodka, Brandy, Tequila" Christmas Card

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    "Christmas? In This Economy?" Christmas Card

    "Christmas? In This Economy?" Christmas Card

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    "Two People Had Sex and Now You Gotta Pay Bills" Birthday Card

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    "What Do You and Cheese Have in Common?" Valentines Card

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    "No, I Don't Know Why the Internet Isn't Working" Mother's Day Card

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    "If You Find a Better Dad, You'll Beat 'Em By 10%" Father's Day Card

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    "Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Farewell Card

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    "Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card

    "Santa Isn't Real" Christmas Card

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    "Let's Get Festive As Fuck" Christmas Card

    "Let's Get Festive As Fuck" Christmas Card

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    "Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Tiny Bladder" Birthday Card

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    "Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card

    "Not Me, Not Hermione, You" Wedding Card

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    "Thanks for the Orgasms" Valentines Card

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    "This Calls for a Box of Barbecue Shapes" Greeting Card

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    "One Year Closer To Death" Birthday Card

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    "I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentines Card

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    "I Bought a Christmas Card With the Largest Font I Could Find" Christmas Card

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    "Face Down in a Ditch" Thank You Card

    "Face Down in a Ditch" Thank You Card

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    "Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card

    "Can I Get a 'Hoyeah'" Birthday Card

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    "Started Out With a Kiss" Valentines Card

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    "Sorry About the Rest of the Family" Christmas Card

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    "To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card

    "To You and Your Tummy Problems" Birthday Card

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    "Cheers for the Autism" Mother's Day Card

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