Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"I'm So Glad I Snatched You From The Cradle" Valentines Card
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"I Love The Shit Out of You" Valentines Card
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"Ho, Ho, Homo" Christmas Card
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"Ohrr Norrho, It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"You're My Favourite Thing To Do" Valentines Card
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"You're Fucking Awesome" Thank You Card
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"Keep On Sleighing" Christmas Card
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"Card Because Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Inferior Digestive System" Birthday Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Wedding Card
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"I Love You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Valentines Card
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"How Miserable You Must Have Been Before Meeting Me" Valentines Card
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"Thanks For Not Considering My Abandonment Issues" Farewell Card
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"Happy (And I Cannot Stress This Enough) Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Penis Breath" Birthday Card
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"I Would Bury a Body and Lie To The Police For You" Valentines Card
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"But Enough About Me Because It's Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Spoiler Alert. We're Together Forever" Valentines Card
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"Mandatory" Birthday Card
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"It's Kinda Rude How Sexy You Are" Valentines Card
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"I Can't Imagine A World" Valentines Card
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"I'm So Fwiggen in Wove With You" Valentines Card
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"So Sorry For Your Loss, Me" Farewell Card
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"Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal" Christmas Card
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"Thank You For All The Advice" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday Fucktard" Birthday Card
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"You Moisten Me" Valentines Card
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"You're Getting Dangerously Close To Beekeeping Age" Birthday Card
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