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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card

    "Fuck It's Hot" Christmas Card

    5.0 (29)

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    "Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday *Finger Guns*" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Irritable Bowels" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Birthday Card

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    "Instead of Grandchildren, May I Interest You In a Card" Greeting Card

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    "The Crow Called. It Wants Its Feet Back" Birthday Card

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    "Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

    "Christ, You're Getting Old" Birthday Card

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    "All Time Favourite Penis" Valentines Card

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    "You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday To My Bestie From Another Testie" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

    "Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card

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    "I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

    "I Am Your Gift" Greeting Card

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    "Thanks for Being a Guiding Light in This Unrelenting Hellscape" Thank You Card

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    "Merry Cuntmas" Christmas Card

    "Merry Cuntmas" Christmas Card

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    "To You and Your Resting Bitch Face" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Valentine's Day Cunt" Valentines Card

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    "Alexa, Search Birthday Cards for Cunts" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday to My Much, Much Older Sister" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Silly Goose" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Silly Goose" Birthday Card

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    "Happy __ish Birthday" Birthday Card

    "Happy __ish Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "Ew, David" Greeting Card

    "Ew, David" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Knees" Birthday Card

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    "All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked" Christmas Card

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    "Forget the Past, Future and Present" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Bruh" Birthday Card

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    "I'm No Weatherman" Valentines Card

    "I'm No Weatherman" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard" Birthday Card

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    "This Card is Noice, It's Different, It's Unusual" Greeting Card

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    "I Licked You, So You Are Mine" Valentines Card

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    "You Don't Look a Day Over __" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite Child" Mother's Day Card

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    "Favourite Financial Burden" Father's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Filthy Muggle" Birthday Card

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    "I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card

    "I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card

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    "Your Farts Could Strip Paint Off The Walls" Valentines Card

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    "In Dog Years, You're a Cunt" Birthday Card

    "In Dog Years, You're a Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "A Succulent Christmas Meal" Christmas Card

    "A Succulent Christmas Meal" Christmas Card

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    "Please Don't Leave Me With These Idiots" Farewell Card

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    "Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Old Cunt" Birthday Card

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    "Sorry, I Sold Ad Space On Your Birthday Card" Birthday Card

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    "Alexa, Search Christmas Cards For Cunts" Christmas Card

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    "You're One of My Favourite Parents" Greeting Card

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    "There's No One Else I'd Rather Burn In Hell With" Valentines Card

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    "Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

    "Token of My Poverty" Greeting Card

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    "Naughty Girl With a Bad Habit For Drugs" Greeting Card

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    "Favourite Financial Burden" Mother's Day Card

    "Favourite Financial Burden" Mother's Day Card

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    "Lisa It's Your Birthday, Happy Birthday Lisa" Birthday Card

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    "Butterflies in My Stomach" Valentines Card

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