Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"I've Fulfilled My Obligation as a Friend or Relative" Greeting Card
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"Are You My Mummy?" Mother's Day Card
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"Oi Cunt, Give Us Ya Loighter" Greeting Card
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"An Unexpected Item In Your Bagging Area" Valentines Card
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"It's Still Drink-Driving Even If You Are Hot" Celebration Card
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"You Resurrect My Hormones" Valentines Card
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"It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card
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"Congrats, It's Ugly" Newborn Card
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"Love Is Visually Impaired" Valentines Card
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"I Only Have Tired, Droopy, Bloodshot Eyes For You" Valentines Card
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"You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card
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"Put a Finger Down If You Hate Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Friends Through Thicc and Thin" Friendship Card
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"Full Disclosure, I Forgot" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday to My TikTok Cameraman" Birthday Card
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"I'm Just a Non-Binary Person" Valentines Card
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"COVID Cancelled Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Moles On Your Back" Wedding Card
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"Hair: Did, Face: Beat, Vibe: Good" Celebration Card
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"I Think I Wanna Have Your Baby" Valentines Card
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"Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Birthday Card
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"Pour Yourself a Drink, Put On Some Lipstick" Encouragement Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Bubble Tea" Greeting Card
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"I Thought You Said This Wedding Would Be Fun?" Wedding Card
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"Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card
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"Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card
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"Shut Up" Friendship Card
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"Let's Make Like Episode XIII and Forget It Happened" Apology Card
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"Happy Surprise Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card
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"According To Your Wikipedia Page You Are Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card
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"Don't Have Sex. You Will Get Pregnant and Die." Pregnancy Card
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"You Survived My Marie Kondo Clean Out" Valentines Card
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"Sorry About Your Bastard Child" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Persistent Virginity" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Gender Ambiguity" Birthday Card
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"Am I The Only One Thinking About Me" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Materialistic Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Your Make-Up is Busted" Valentines Card
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"Let's Get Sickening" Celebration Card
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"At Least You'll Always Have The Cats" Sympathy Card
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"You're Hired!" New Job Card
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"Thanks For Lowering My Expectations" Valentines Card
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"You Did Your Best" Sympathy Card
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"Please Accept My Most Insincere Apology" Apology Card
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"Stop Being a Sook" Get Well Card
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"Stop Being a Pussy" Get Well Card
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"This Is a Foreclosure Waiting To Happen" Housewarming Card
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"This Card Doesn't Come With an Allen Key" Housewarming Card
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"Flimsy IKEA Furniture" Housewarming Card
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"Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card
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