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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "I've Fulfilled My Obligation as a Friend or Relative" Greeting Card

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    "Are You My Mummy?" Mother's Day Card

    "Are You My Mummy?" Mother's Day Card

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    "Oi Cunt, Give Us Ya Loighter" Greeting Card

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    "An Unexpected Item In Your Bagging Area" Valentines Card

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    "It's Still Drink-Driving Even If You Are Hot" Celebration Card

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    "You Resurrect My Hormones" Valentines Card

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    "It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card

    "It's Not a PS5" Valentines Card

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    "Congrats, It's Ugly" Newborn Card

    "Congrats, It's Ugly" Newborn Card

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    "Love Is Visually Impaired" Valentines Card

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    "I Only Have Tired, Droopy, Bloodshot Eyes For You" Valentines Card

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    "You Make Something LGBTQI Happen To Me" Valentines Card

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    "Put a Finger Down If You Hate Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Friends Through Thicc and Thin" Friendship Card

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    "Full Disclosure, I Forgot" Mother's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday to My TikTok Cameraman" Birthday Card

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    "I'm Just a Non-Binary Person" Valentines Card

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    "COVID Cancelled Christmas" Christmas Card

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    "Moles On Your Back" Wedding Card

    "Moles On Your Back" Wedding Card

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    "Hair: Did, Face: Beat, Vibe: Good" Celebration Card

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    "I Think I Wanna Have Your Baby" Valentines Card

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    "Pathetic Piece of Folded Card" Birthday Card

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    "Pour Yourself a Drink, Put On Some Lipstick" Encouragement Card

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    "Sorry This Card Isn't a Bubble Tea" Greeting Card

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    "I Thought You Said This Wedding Would Be Fun?" Wedding Card

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    "Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card

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    "Enjoy the Cruise, I'll See You in 20kgs" Farewell Card

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    "Shut Up" Friendship Card

    "Shut Up" Friendship Card

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    "Let's Make Like Episode XIII and Forget It Happened" Apology Card

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    "Happy Surprise Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card

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    "According To Your Wikipedia Page You Are Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card

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    "Don't Have Sex. You Will Get Pregnant and Die." Pregnancy Card

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    "You Survived My Marie Kondo Clean Out" Valentines Card

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    "Sorry About Your Bastard Child" Newborn Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Persistent Virginity" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Gender Ambiguity" Birthday Card

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    "Am I The Only One Thinking About Me" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Materialistic Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "Your Make-Up is Busted" Valentines Card

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    "Let's Get Sickening" Celebration Card

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    "At Least You'll Always Have The Cats" Sympathy Card

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    "You're Hired!" New Job Card

    "You're Hired!" New Job Card

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    "Thanks For Lowering My Expectations" Valentines Card

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    "You Did Your Best" Sympathy Card

    "You Did Your Best" Sympathy Card

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    "Please Accept My Most Insincere Apology" Apology Card

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    "Stop Being a Sook" Get Well Card

    "Stop Being a Sook" Get Well Card

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    "Stop Being a Pussy" Get Well Card

    "Stop Being a Pussy" Get Well Card

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    "This Is a Foreclosure Waiting To Happen" Housewarming Card

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    "This Card Doesn't Come With an Allen Key" Housewarming Card

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    "Flimsy IKEA Furniture" Housewarming Card

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    "Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card

    "Let's Get Retired" Retirement Card

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