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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "I Have Room for One More Traumatic Core Memory" Farewell Card
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    "It's a Circle Back at Your Earliest Convenience" Farewell Card
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    "It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Blurst of Times" Farewell Card
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    "Yeah, There's a Super Cheap Auto Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card
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    "You're Like the Father I've Always Had" Father's Day Card
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    "Your the Best Teacher" Thank You Card
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    "Thank You. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Thank You Card
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    "You're There for Me When I'm at My Lowest" Thank You Card
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    "It's Time for Adventure Before Dementia" Farewell Card
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    "Under New Management. See Wife for More Details." Retirement Card
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    "Happy Birthday to *Checks Notes* You" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday Babygirl" Birthday Card
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    "Happy Birthday Babygirl" Birthday Card

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    "President of the Burnt-Out Mum Club" Mother's Day Card

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    "To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday. Whatever. Shut Up. Don't Look At Me." Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Brother" Birthday Card

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    "They Yee'd Their Last Haw" Sympathy Card

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    "I Got You a Gift, But It's Stupid" Greeting Card

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    "I'm So Glad I Judged a Book By Its Cover" Valentines Card

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    "It's Always Business Doing a Pleasure With You" Valentines Card

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    "I Trimmed My Fingernails for This?" Greeting Card

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    "So How's the Job Search Going?" Graduation Card

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    "Mandatory" Graduation Card

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    "Thank God You're a Handyman" Father's Day Card

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    "I Don't Think Anyone Else Noticed the Nepotism" Congratulations Card

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    "I Love You With All of My *Checks Notes* Heart" Valentines Card

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    "This Wedding Could've Been an Email" Wedding Card

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    "Happy Birthday to the King of Banter" Birthday Card

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    "This is a Stealth Card. I'll Keep Your Birthday a Secret." Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Pansexual Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Nonbinary Bitch" Birthday Card

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    "Blonde Lets Her Boyfriend Feel Her Big Natural Birthday Wishes" Birthday Card

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    "I Come in Peace (You're Peace)" Valentines Card

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    "You Will Have It All, My Empire of Dirt" Valentines Card

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    "The Way to a Man's Heart is His Stomach" Valentines Card

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    "Could You Send It in an Email Please?" Valentines Card

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    "Do the Carpets Match the Drapes?" Valentines Card

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    "Y'all Fuck With a White Boy or What?" Valentines Card

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    "Try Not to Have a Birthday Challenge" Birthday Card

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    "To You and Your Sleeper Build" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Slugger" Birthday Card

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    "I Just Want to Be Part of Your Symphony" Valentines Card

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    "I Hope This Card Finds You Laid" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday Cringelord" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Cringelord" Birthday Card

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    "Sorry They Ditched You for Heaven" Sympathy Card

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    "Looks Like You Balled So Hard They Found You" Sympathy Card

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    "Business in the Front, Party in the Sensible Venue" Celebration Card

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    "The Printer Couldn't Be Bothered Finishing Your Card" Birthday Card

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    "Ugh, Typical Slytherin" Greeting Card

    "Ugh, Typical Slytherin" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Broke Bitch" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday You Broke Bitch" Birthday Card

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