Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Please Accept My Most Insincere Apology" Apology Card
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"Sorry, Not Sorry" Apology Card
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"Who Gave You A Mortgage?" Housewarming Card
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"I Bought This At 2am" Christmas Card
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"Let's Get Yiddish" Bar Mitzvah Card
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"I Hope There's A Bar At Your Bar Mitzvah" Bar Mitzvah Card
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"World's Okayest Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card
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"Sorry Your State of Origin Sucks" Friendship Card
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"Thanks Mam" Mother's Day Card
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"Let's Get Our Stories Straight" Valentines Card
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"It's Finally Acceptable To Eat For Two" Pregnancy Card
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"You're a Regulation Hottie" Valentines Card
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"I Spray Tanned For This?" Celebration Card
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"Thanks For Being My Beard" Valentines Card
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"You're My Valentine, You Just Don't Know It" Valentines Card
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"You Put a Cat Amongst My Pigeons" Valentines Card
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"I Can't Wait To Hold Your Hair" Celebration Card
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"Bachelor of Unemployment" Graduation Card
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"It's a Girl" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday Knob" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Narcissistic Bitch" Birthday Card
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"The Weight Is Over" Newborn Card
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"I Regret Everything" Apology Card
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"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Shit Twister" Sympathy Card
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"Marrying Into Money" Mother's Day Card
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"Soz" Apology Card
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"Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear" Christmas Card
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"Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either" Christmas Card
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"My World is Somehow Better With You In It" Valentines Card
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"I Hope You Know, I Love Our Fucked Up Little Life" Valentines Card
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"Card Because Retired" Retirement Card
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"Not Dip Your Pen in the Company Ink" New Job Card
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"Congrats on Your Semen Demon" Newborn Card
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"Congrats on the Little Fucker" Newborn Card
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"You're Leaving? Say Sike Right Now" Farewell Card
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"I'm So Happy We Mutually Friend-zoned Each Other" Friendship Card
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"Yeah, There's a Super Cheap Auto Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card
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"Under New Management" Retirement Card
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"To the World's Okayest Husband" Greeting Card
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"To the World's Okayest Wife" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Brother" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Gooner" Birthday Card
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"They Yee'd Their Last Haw" Sympathy Card
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"Well, That's the Way the Cookie Falls Apart" Sympathy Card
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"We're All Jealous of How Fucking Brave You Are" Extra Large Get Well Card
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