Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"You're The Best Mum or Dad Ever" Greeting Card
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"I Hope There's a Good Nibbly Table At This Party" Celebration Card
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"Two Fives Make a Ten" Valentines Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day Loser" Valentines Card
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"You're Finally Not Just The Bridesmaid" Wedding Card
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"Let's Get Ready To Stumble" Celebration Card
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"Santa Left The Receipt In The Box" Christmas Card
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"Time To Step Your Pussy Up" Encouragement Card
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"Happy Birthday Tosser" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Broke Ass" Birthday Card
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"Father Time Has Not Been Kind" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You And Your Blue Balls" Birthday Card
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"You Know Exactly Where To Find My Fantastic Beast" Valentines Card
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"Not All Those Who Wander Are Hipster Cunts" Farewell Card
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"I Can't Wait To Attend, Ruin and Not Remember Your Birthday Party" Birthday Card
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"Congrats on the Fancy New Role" New Job Card
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"Congrats on the New Gig" New Job Card
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"Your Present Is a Kick To The Liver" Mother's Day Card
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"You're Not Completely Unhot" Valentines Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Double Bacon Cheeseburger" Greeting Card
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"Sorry, Not Sorry" Apology Card
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"Who Gave You A Mortgage?" Housewarming Card
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"Have a Super Retirement" Retirement Card
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"I Bought This At 2am" Christmas Card
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"Let's Get Yiddish" Bar Mitzvah Card
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"I Hope There's A Bar At Your Bar Mitzvah" Bar Mitzvah Card
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"World's Okayest Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Had Enough of Your Issues" Anniversary Card
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"Sorry Your State of Origin Sucks" Friendship Card
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"Thanks Mam" Mother's Day Card
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"Let's Get Our Stories Straight" Valentines Card
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"You're a Regulation Hottie" Valentines Card
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"I Spray Tanned For This?" Celebration Card
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"Thanks For Being My Beard" Valentines Card
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"You're My Valentine, You Just Don't Know It" Valentines Card
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"You Put a Cat Amongst My Pigeons" Valentines Card
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"I Can't Wait To Hold Your Hair" Celebration Card
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"Bachelor of Unemployability" Graduation Card
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"It's a Girl" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday Knob" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Narcissistic Bitch" Birthday Card
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"The Weight Is Over" Newborn Card
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"I Regret Everything" Apology Card
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"Soz" Apology Card
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"Not Dip Your Pen in the Company Ink" New Job Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" New Job Card
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"Did You Fink Daddy Would Forget His Kitten's Birfday?" Birthday Card
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"Have a Happy Birthday or I'll Knock You Off Your Broom" Birthday Card
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"Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?" Farewell Card
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