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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "With Each Birthday, You Grow in Strength" Birthday Card

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    "I Hope They Are Putting Away for a House Deposit Now" Newborn Card

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    "Congrats on Shattering the Glass Hip" Congratulations Card

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    "They're Called Stepmums Cause They Step the Fuck Up" Mother's Day Card

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    "You Give My Tummy Butterflies" Valentines Card

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    "You Give My Stomach Fruit Flies" Valentines Card

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    "Young Teen Gets Brutally Wished a Happy Birthday" Birthday Card

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    "I Play Pot of Greed" Birthday Card

    "I Play Pot of Greed" Birthday Card

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    "You Dipped Your Pen in the Company Ink" Valentines Card

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    "We're Like Two Peas in Each Other's Mouths" Valentines Card

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    "I Don't Need Cupid's Arrow to Know You Bad as Fuck" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Halloween You Spooky Cunt" Greeting Card

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    "Happy Birthday Nutcase" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Nutcase" Birthday Card

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    "You're Getting Gay Divorced" Sympathy Card

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    "You Should've Been a Nocturnal Emission" Birthday Card

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    "I've Got Your Back, Just Let Me Wax It First" Encouragement Card

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    "Ugh, Typical Ravenclaw" Greeting Card

    "Ugh, Typical Ravenclaw" Greeting Card

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    "Ugh, Typical Gryffindor" Greeting Card

    "Ugh, Typical Gryffindor" Greeting Card

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    "Thinking of You and All of the Trapped Water in the World" Greeting Card

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    "Mum, You're Officially Back to Being Cool Again" Mother's Day Card

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    "Least Cringiest Card I Could Find" Mother's Day Card
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    "Haven't Cracked Your First Million" Birthday Card

    "Haven't Cracked Your First Million" Birthday Card

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    "You Sure Beat Polishing the Pearl" Valentines Card

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    "I Found Someone Who Loves Me More Than Myself" Valentines Card

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    "Coming Out? I Had No Idea (Sarcasm)" Congratulations Card

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    "Coming Out of the Closet, and Dressed Like That" Congratulations Card

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    "Welcome To Your New Life" Birthday Card

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    "You're Lucky I'm Blind" Valentines Card

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    "Get Back In The Kitchen" Valentines Card

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    "Lockdown Lover" Valentines Card

    "Lockdown Lover" Valentines Card

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    "We've Got Our Love Locked Down" Valentines Card

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    "What Are You Doing Stepbro?" Greeting Card

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    "Should've Kept It In Your Pants Bro" Newborn Card

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    "Congrats, You're Officially a Boy" Congratulations Card

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    "Congrats On Your Revenge Body" Congratulations Card

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    "You Were Born To Try" Congratulations Card

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    "Thanks For Never Trusting Your Maternal Instinct" Mother's Day Card

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    "You Can Open This Card Without Knocking" Greeting Card

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    "Let's Drink Until We're Bored Of It All" Celebration Card

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    "Directions On How To Get Away From Here" Celebration Card

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    "We're Always Finishing Each Other's Dinners" Valentines Card

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    "This Day is a Bleak Reminder of Your Solidarity" Valentines Card

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    "She Thinks You Love The Beach" Friendship Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Sad Old Spinster" Birthday Card

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    "Cause You Had a Bad Day" Encouragement Card

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    "You're Invited To My Obnoxious White Baby Shower" Pregnancy Card

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    "How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends" Valentines Card

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    "Just Remember First Place is Second Loser" Encouragement Card

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    "Happy Birthday *Pouts Lips*" Birthday Card

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    "Stop. Stealing. Christmas." Christmas Card

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