Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"To the First Man I Ever Called Daddy" Father's Day Card
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"To My Walking Bank Account" Father's Day Card
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"From Your Designated 'Son Daughter'" Father's Day Card
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"I Hope the Batteries Are Fresh for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Why Does Somebody Not Know How To Flush a Toilet?" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday You Asexual Bitch" Birthday Card
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"My Curtains r Waiting" Valentines Card
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"Really? Right In Front of My Birthday?" Birthday Card
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"Chicks Before Pricks" Greeting Card
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"I Bet You Thought You'd Seen the Last of Me" Greeting Card
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"Man Shall Not Lie With Another Man But Go Off" Wedding Card
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"Right in the Pussy" Newborn Card
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"You Sure Beat Choking the Chicken" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Dick Butt" Birthday Card
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"A Nail-Biting Rollercoaster" Friendship Card
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"You've Survived Worse On a Night Out" Get Well Card
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"You Did Have Sexual Relations With That Woman" Newborn Card
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"You Bring Tears To My Meat Pie" Valentines Card
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"I'm Dreaming of a Shite Christmas" Christmas Card
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"This Marks The End of Your Flop Era" Greeting Card
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"Your Phone Must Be Blowing Up ... Right?" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bingo Wings" Birthday Card
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"Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want To Come" Celebration Card
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"Sorry Your Party Got COVID Cancelled" Celebration Card
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"Should've Closed Your Legs Sis" Newborn Card
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"I Like You a Lot Better Now You're Off the Gear" Congratulations Card
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"Putting Up With My Little Shits" Thank You Card
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"Good Luck With Whatever It Is You Are Doing" Encouragement Card
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"The Only Thing Saving This Year Is You" Valentines Card
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"I Would Pay Someone to Move Heaven and Earth For You" Valentines Card
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"I Sanitised Your Present, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Part of My Obnoxious White Bridal Party" Wedding Card
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"Me: Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Asshole To The World, Sweetheart To His Girl" Valentines Card
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"Way Better Than the Casting Couch" New Job Card
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"Don't Forget: You're Here Forever" New Job Card
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"You Got a Friend in Me" Friendship Card
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"Happy Birthday You Pomme Bastard" Birthday Card
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"Christmas Was So Last Year" Christmas Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't Filled with Nutella" Greeting Card
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"Happy Father's Day To You and Your Empty Nest" Father's Day Card
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"I Hope There's An Open Mic At This Wedding" Wedding Card
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"My Kelly or My Michelle" Friendship Card
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"If You Can't Say Something Nice, Come Sit Next To Me" Friendship Card
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"It's Only Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Child Bearing Hips" Birthday Card
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"Happy Smother's Day" Mother's Day Card
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"You're The Best Mum or Dad Ever" Greeting Card
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