Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Happy Birthday Bimbo" Birthday Card
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"I'll Get My Couch Ready" Engagement Card
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"Happy Birthday Little Dick" Birthday Card
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"Happy Second Sweet Sixteen" Birthday Card
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"Happy Stepmother's Day" Mother's Day Card
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"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Trainwreck" Sympathy Card
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"Hope Your New Coworkers Aren't Cunts" New Job Card
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"Go Get 'Em, Tiger" Encouragement Card
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"Yeah, There's a BCF Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card
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"Thanks for Being My Personal Mechanic" Father's Day Card
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"As Per My Last Email, Happy Retirement" Retirement Card
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"May the Divorce Be With You" Congratulations Card
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"You Won't Hear Me Over Your Ringtone" Mother's Day Card
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"Send Some Sunshine Your Way, You Pale Motherfucker" Greeting Card
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"This is Your Villain Origin Story" Sympathy Card
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"I'm Coming to the Cottage" Valentines Card
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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Valentines Card
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"In You, I Thrust" Valentines Card
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"I Just Douched" Greeting Card
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"Wake Me Up When All This Shit is Over" Christmas Card
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"Piss on the World, Hell" Christmas Card
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"Bachelor of Fine Ass" Graduation Card
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"To My Late Husband" Birthday Card
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"Libras Are Incapable of Happiness" Birthday Card
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"Congrats *Cough* Nepo Baby" Congratulations Card
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"Put a Lot of Ball Sweat and Tears Into This" Congratulations Card
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"I Wanna Share All My Special Interests With You Forever" Valentines Card
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"You're So Hot, Just Like Our Dying Planet" Valentines Card
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"I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card
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"I'm Sorry, Your Birthday Isn't on My Moodboard" Birthday Card
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"At This Point, You Surviving Another Year Feels Personal" Birthday Card
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"What You Want for Your Birthday Dinner" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Boring Job" Birthday Card
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"It's Going to Be All Hands on Dick Tonight" Valentines Card
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"You're a Work of Art" Valentines Card
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"We Sure Are Cute for Two Ugly People" Valentines Card
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"You're a Belter of a Woman" Valentines Card
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"I Want Your Boy Germs" Valentines Card
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"He Sees You When You're Sleeping Around" Christmas Card
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"Happy Halloween You Spooky Bitch" Greeting Card
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"The Gods Are Most Pleased You Have Finally Bore a Male" Newborn Card
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"I Love What You Haven't Done With the Place" Housewarming Card
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"If You Need Help Moving, I'm Busy That Day" Housewarming Card
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"It's Not Going on the Next Monopoly Board" Housewarming Card
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"Excelenté Casa Puta" Housewarming Card
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"Happy Birthday to You and Your Chooky Neck" Birthday Card
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