Custom Event Setup

×

Click on the elements you want to track as custom events. Selected elements will appear in the list below.

Selected Elements (0)

    product image

    select caret down
    Free Shipping on orders over $50 (excludes T-Shirts & Totes)
    Made to order in Australia 🦘

    Currency

    DAMN GOOD DEALS 🔥 Free stuff. Seriously.
    Start shopping for rewards! $0.00 saved

    Your cart

    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

    2030 Results

    2030 Results

    "Happy Birthday Bimbo" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Bimbo" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I'll Get My Couch Ready" Engagement Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday Little Dick" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Second Sweet Sixteen" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Stepmother's Day" Mother's Day Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Sorry Your Life Is Such a Trainwreck" Sympathy Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Hope Your New Coworkers Aren't Cunts" New Job Card
    New

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Go Get 'Em, Tiger" Encouragement Card
    New

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Yeah, There's a BCF Voucher Inside" Father's Day Card
    New

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Thanks for Being My Personal Mechanic" Father's Day Card
    New

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "As Per My Last Email, Happy Retirement" Retirement Card
    New

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Breaking News: Local Fuckwit Has Birthday" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "May the Divorce Be With You" Congratulations Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You Won't Hear Me Over Your Ringtone" Mother's Day Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Send Some Sunshine Your Way, You Pale Motherfucker" Greeting Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "This is Your Villain Origin Story" Sympathy Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "We're So Fucking Proud of You" Extra Large Congratulations Card
    Extra Large

    $17.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I'm Coming to the Cottage" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "In You, I Thrust" Valentines Card

    "In You, I Thrust" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Let's Watch Heated Rivalry and Fuck" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Just Douched" Greeting Card

    "I Just Douched" Greeting Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Wake Me Up When All This Shit is Over" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Piss on the World, Hell" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Bachelor of Fine Ass" Graduation Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "To My Late Husband" Birthday Card

    "To My Late Husband" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Libras Are Incapable of Happiness" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Congrats *Cough* Nepo Baby" Congratulations Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Put a Lot of Ball Sweat and Tears Into This" Congratulations Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Wanna Share All My Special Interests With You Forever" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You're So Hot, Just Like Our Dying Planet" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Voted 'Yes' for This?" Wedding Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I'm Sorry, Your Birthday Isn't on My Moodboard" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "At This Point, You Surviving Another Year Feels Personal" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "What You Want for Your Birthday Dinner" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday to You and Your Boring Job" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "It's Going to Be All Hands on Dick Tonight" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You're a Work of Art" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "We Sure Are Cute for Two Ugly People" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "You're a Belter of a Woman" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Want Your Boy Germs" Valentines Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "He Sees You When You're Sleeping Around" Christmas Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Halloween You Spooky Bitch" Greeting Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "The Gods Are Most Pleased You Have Finally Bore a Male" Newborn Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday Manwhore" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Manwhore" Birthday Card

    5.0 (15)

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "I Love What You Haven't Done With the Place" Housewarming Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "If You Need Help Moving, I'm Busy That Day" Housewarming Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "It's Not Going on the Next Monopoly Board" Housewarming Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Excelenté Casa Puta" Housewarming Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock

    "Happy Birthday to You and Your Chooky Neck" Birthday Card

    $6.99

    Unit price
    per

    In stock