Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Congrats, You're Officially a Girl" Congratulations Card
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"I Knew You Could Do It (Sorta)" Congratulations Card
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"Thanks for Being My TikTok Cameraman" Thank You Card
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"Putting Up With My Little Monsters" Thank You Card
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"Some Would Say You're a Hero" Encouragement Card
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"Happy Birthday You Seasoned Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Happy Mother's Day To You and Your Empty Nest" Mother's Day Card
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"Sorry, Your Bloodline Ends With Me" Greeting Card
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"Can I Borrow a Feeling?" Valentines Card
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"All I Want For Christmas Is Money" Christmas Card
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"Can I Borrow The Car?" Greeting Card
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"I Hope Your God Approves of this Card" Greeting Card
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"You Make My Ovaries Scream For Mercy" Valentines Card
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"The Turkey Baster Worked!" Pregnancy Card
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"I'm In Love With the Shape of You" Valentines Card
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"Don't Forget: You're Here Forever" New Job Card
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"You Got a Friend in Me" Friendship Card
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"How Disinterested I Am In Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Gin and Tonic" Greeting Card
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"I Hope There's An Open Mic At This Wedding" Wedding Card
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"You Guys Make Such a Surprising Couple" Engagement Card
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"Kept Each Other Alive for All These Years" Anniversary Card
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"Happy Overbearing Mother's Day" Mother's Day Card
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"It's a They" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Fursona" Birthday Card
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"That's The Way It's Gonna Be Little Darlin'" Encouragement Card
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"You've Got a Passport, We Get It" Farewell Card
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"Happy Birthday Jackass" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Exclusive Top" Birthday Card
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"Congrats on the Fancy New Role" New Job Card
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"I Got Issues and One of Them is Owbadineedjah" Valentines Card
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"Bummer Dude" Sympathy Card
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"You're The Best Woman For The Job" Wedding Card
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"You're The Best Man For The Job" Wedding Card
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"#masc4masc" Valentines Card
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"You're Not Fat, Just Jolly" Christmas Card
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"If I Gave a Shit" Birthday Card
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"Happy Bar Mitzvah You Putz" Bar Mitzvah Card
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"Happy Father's Day Or Whatever" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Surprise Father's Day" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Twerp" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Stupid" Birthday Card
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"I'll Get My Couch Ready" Engagement Card
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"Happy Birthday Little Dick" Birthday Card
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"Happy Stepmother's Day" Mother's Day Card
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"Sorry Your Life Is Such a Trainwreck" Sympathy Card
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"It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Blurst of Times" Farewell Card
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"I Went to Idiot Coworker Land and Everyone Knew You" Friendship Card
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