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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Thank You for Supporting My Terrible Decisions" Thank You Card
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    "Generic Birthday Card" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday to the Cunt of the Litter " Birthday Card

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    "Since We're Both Here, We Might As Well..." Valentines Card

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    "Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Wife" Valentines Card

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    "The Cheek, the Nerve, the Gall, the Audacity and the Gumption" Greeting Card

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    "Doesn't Seem Any Bigger Than the Mauretania" Birthday Card

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    "I Parked This Card in the Envelope" Greeting Card

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    "To My Late Wife" Birthday Card

    "To My Late Wife" Birthday Card

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    "This is Just Character Development" Sympathy Card

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    "Monogamy? In This Economy?" Engagement Card

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    "The Way You Fed Me and Stopped Me From Dying" Mother's Day Card

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    "Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Wedding" Wedding Card

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    "Hmm, This Birthday Party Seems Kinda Gay" Birthday Card

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    "You're Aging Like Fine Wine" Birthday Card

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    "You've Now Entered the Dark Ages" Birthday Card

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    "Cute Twink Takes His Boyfriend's Huge Birthday Wishes" Birthday Card

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    "Coupon Redeemable For One Make-Out Sesh" Valentines Card

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    "I Didn't Know Love Until I Met You and Now It's Too Late" Valentines Card

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    "You're a Ripper of a Bloke" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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    "My Designated Sacrifice for Intruders" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday Hag" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Hag" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday Edgelord" Birthday Card

    "Happy Birthday Edgelord" Birthday Card

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    "Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Engagement" Engagement Card

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    "Life is Really Sticking It In Dry, Isn't It?" Sympathy Card

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    "You're Ageing at the Speed of White" Birthday Card

    "You're Ageing at the Speed of White" Birthday Card

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    "You is Rizz'n" Easter Card

    "You is Rizz'n" Easter Card

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    "Easter? I Hardly Know Her" Easter Card

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    "Jesus Died For This?" Easter Card

    "Jesus Died For This?" Easter Card

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    "You Got a Cute Face, Chubby Waist, Thick Legs In Shape" Valentines Card

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    "We Go Together Like Alcohol and Depression" Valentines Card

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    "So Cute. Does It Know Fetch Yet?" Newborn Card

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    "After The Hardest Flop Comes The Biggest Slay" Encouragement Card

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    "Your Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger" Birthday Card

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    "I Bleached My Asshole For This" Celebration Card

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    "I Need The Name of The Demon You Made a Deal With" Birthday Card

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    "Dad, You're Officially Back To Being Cool Again" Father's Day Card

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    "Uncle, Thanks For Raising Me Like a Father" Father's Day Card

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    "Doesn't Matter How Old You Get, You're Still Boring" Birthday Card

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    "You're My Long Stabby Thing" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Father's Day, Thanks For The Trauma" Father's Day Card

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    "You Survived My Post Nut Clarity" Valentines Card

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