Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Thank You for Supporting My Terrible Decisions" Thank You Card
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"You're a Belter of a Mum" Mother's Day Card
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"Look How Far You've Come, You Are Much Older" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday You Little Ripper" Birthday Card
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"Generic Birthday Card" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday to the Cunt of the Litter " Birthday Card
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"Since We're Both Here, We Might As Well..." Valentines Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Wife" Valentines Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day to My Current Husband" Valentines Card
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"The Cheek, the Nerve, the Gall, the Audacity and the Gumption" Greeting Card
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"Doesn't Seem Any Bigger Than the Mauretania" Birthday Card
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"Sorry I Gave You Issues, Dad" Father's Day Card
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"I Parked This Card in the Envelope" Greeting Card
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"To My Late Wife" Birthday Card
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"This is Just Character Development" Sympathy Card
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"Monogamy? In This Economy?" Engagement Card
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"The Way You Fed Me and Stopped Me From Dying" Mother's Day Card
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"Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Wedding" Wedding Card
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"Marriage, Because Your Shitty Day Doesn't Have to End at Work" Wedding Card
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"Hmm, This Birthday Party Seems Kinda Gay" Birthday Card
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"You're Aging Like Fine Wine" Birthday Card
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"You've Now Entered the Dark Ages" Birthday Card
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"Cute Twink Takes His Boyfriend's Huge Birthday Wishes" Birthday Card
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"Coupon Redeemable For One Make-Out Sesh" Valentines Card
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"I Didn't Know Love Until I Met You and Now It's Too Late" Valentines Card
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"You're a Ripper of a Bloke" Valentines Card
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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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"My Designated Sacrifice for Intruders" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday Hag" Birthday Card
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"Congrats on Your Big Fat Greek Engagement" Engagement Card
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"Life is Really Sticking It In Dry, Isn't It?" Sympathy Card
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"You is Rizz'n" Easter Card
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"Easter? I Hardly Know Her" Easter Card
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"Jesus Died For This?" Easter Card
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"You Got a Cute Face, Chubby Waist, Thick Legs In Shape" Valentines Card
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"We Go Together Like Alcohol and Depression" Valentines Card
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"So Cute. Does It Know Fetch Yet?" Newborn Card
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"After The Hardest Flop Comes The Biggest Slay" Encouragement Card
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"Your Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger" Birthday Card
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"I Bleached My Asshole For This" Celebration Card
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"I Need The Name of The Demon You Made a Deal With" Birthday Card
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"Dad, You're Officially Back To Being Cool Again" Father's Day Card
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"Uncle, Thanks For Raising Me Like a Father" Father's Day Card
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"Doesn't Matter How Old You Get, You're Still Boring" Birthday Card
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"You're My Long Stabby Thing" Valentines Card
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"Happy Father's Day, Thanks For The Trauma" Father's Day Card
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"You Survived My Post Nut Clarity" Valentines Card
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