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    Best Selling Greeting Cards

    These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.

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    "Ctrl+Z" Apology Card

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    "You Could've Easily Been a Worse Mother" Mother's Day Card

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    "This Is The Next Chapter In Your Life" Extra Large Farewell Card
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    "You Are a Mother. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Mother's Day Card

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    "Happy Birthday You Absolute Lunatic" Birthday Card

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    "I Want Your Girl Germs" Valentines Card

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    "Normalise Guys Giving Each Other Cute Little Cards" Greeting Card

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    "To My Special Little Guy" Birthday Card

    "To My Special Little Guy" Birthday Card

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    "Aww, I Really Shouldn't Have" Greeting Card

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    "Mandatory" Mother's Day Card

    "Mandatory" Mother's Day Card

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    "I'm No Gynaecologist, But I Know a Cunt When I See One" Greeting Card

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    "Trusted The Ho" Valentines Card

    "Trusted The Ho" Valentines Card

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    "Happy Birthday To Our Test-Run" Birthday Card

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    "Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Posture" Birthday Card

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    "Your Parents Totally Banged On New Year's Eve" Birthday Card

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    "You Give My Crotch A Headache" Valentines Card

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