Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
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"Happy Birthday Douchebag" Birthday Card
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"Happy Berthday Fat Ass" Birthday Card
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"Ugh, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Bogan" Birthday Card
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"You Make My Heart Lag" Valentines Card
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"Toughen Up Princess" Get Well Card
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"I'm Dreaming of a White Trash Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Oh, You're Still Here?" Farewell Card
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"Ctrl+Z" Apology Card
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"Maybe You Should Hold Off on the Cake" Birthday Card
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"Keep Going, Diva" Encouragement Card
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"You Could've Easily Been a Worse Mother" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday to My Cunt of a Sister" Birthday Card
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"Trying to Get a Load of This Guy" Valentines Card
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"Be Still, My Beating Vagina" Valentines Card
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"Whatever the Fuck is Wrong With You is Way Hotter" Valentines Card
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"You Think You Know Every-Fucking-Thing" Graduation Card
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"You Clever Little Bitch" Graduation Card
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"You Clever Little Cunt" Graduation Card
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"I've Got a Rash You Can Look At" Graduation Card
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"Please Don't Leave Me With These Bitches" Farewell Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" Graduation Card
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"Not You Being Proposed To" Engagement Card
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"You Are a Mother. This is a Day. Here is a Card." Mother's Day Card
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"Thanks for Never Leaving Me in a Basket" Mother's Day Card
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"My Favourite Place is With You and Anywhere With Wifi" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday You Absolute Lunatic" Birthday Card
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"We Still Like Each Other After All These Years" Valentines Card
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"I Want Your Girl Germs" Valentines Card
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"I'm Frothing at the Gash for You" Valentines Card
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"The Horse You Rode in on Can Stay" Farewell Card
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"Happy... *Takes Nap* ...Birthday" Birthday Card
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"I Hope This Card Finds You Drunk" Greeting Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Midori Splice" Greeting Card
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"Remember to Bang in Every Room" Housewarming Card
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"The Gays Have Officially Moved In" Housewarming Card
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"This Property is Definitely on the Brown Part" Housewarming Card
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"Aww, I Really Shouldn't Have" Greeting Card
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"Thanks for Never Speaking to the Manager" Greeting Card
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"Mandatory" Mother's Day Card
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"I'm No Gynaecologist, But I Know a Cunt When I See One" Greeting Card
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"Trusted The Ho" Valentines Card
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"Happy Birthday To Our Test-Run" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bad Posture" Birthday Card
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"Your Parents Totally Banged On New Year's Eve" Birthday Card
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"You Give My Crotch A Headache" Valentines Card
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"I'll Play My Blue Eyes White _______" Valentines Card
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