Best Selling Greeting Cards
These are the greeting cards people actually buy, which says a lot about the collective state of humanity. From savage to slightly sweet (but still savage), these best-sellers have made people laugh, cry, and question your friendship. Want a card with proven insult-to-impact ratio? You’re in the right place.
"Sorry This Card Isn't a First Class Upgrade" Farewell Card
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"This Girl is the Nastiest Skank Bitch I've Ever Met" Friendship Card
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"Thanks for Being My Errand-Hang Friend" Thank You Card
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"You've Got Me Feeling Some Kind of Way" Valentines Card
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"Merry COVIDmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Birthday To The Fruit of My Loins" Birthday Card
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"Full Disclosure, I Forgot" Birthday Card
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"You're Gonna Make a Great Grandmother" Mother's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday You Needy Bitch" Birthday Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Pack of Dunny Roll" Greeting Card
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"I Hope You Don't Realise You're Dating Down" Valentines Card
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"I Love You to the Fridge and Back" Valentines Card
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"I Wanna Hug You Under The Clothes" Valentines Card
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"Merry Eczema" Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmess" Christmas Card
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"Keep Your Chins Up" Encouragement Card
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"Happy Birthday To You and Your Bolt Ons" Birthday Card
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"I'm Gonna Deck Your Halls" Christmas Card
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"Take a Ride On My Sleigh" Christmas Card
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"He's Definitely A Boy" Newborn Card
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"Happy Birthday You Demented Old Bint" Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Not Eating Me In The Womb" Birthday Card
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"This Card Was All Your Birthday Budget Could Afford" Birthday Card
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"Let's Make Like Dementia and Forget It Happened" Apology Card
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"Send Nudes" Valentines Card
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"Let's Never Get a Joint Facebook" Valentines Card
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"Sorry For Doing a Ton of Stupid Shit" Apology Card
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"How You Doin" Get Well Card
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"So You Two Finally Got a Room" Housewarming Card
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"Why You So Obsessed With Me?" Friendship Card
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"Oooooh Traveller" Farewell Card
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"Happy Father's Dad" Father's Day Card
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"Happy Birthday Assbutt" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Moron" Birthday Card
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"Happy Berthday Fat Ass" Birthday Card
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"Ugh, Happy Birthday" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Bogan" Birthday Card
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"You Make My Heart Lag" Valentines Card
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"Toughen Up Princess" Get Well Card
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"I'm Dreaming of a White Trash Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Maybe You Should Hold Off on the Cake" Birthday Card
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"Happy Birthday Four-Eyes" Birthday Card
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"I Ain't Spending Any Time On It" New Job Card
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"Have a Happy Birthday or I'll Knock You Off Your Broom" Birthday Card
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"Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?" Farewell Card
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"I Have Room for One More Traumatic Core Memory" Farewell Card
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"You're a Belter of a Mum" Mother's Day Card
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"Send Some Sunshine Your Way, You Pale Motherfucker" Greeting Card
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